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[thechiaroscuro]

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember that, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. It only takes 4 muscles, however, to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head.

Comments

[lunasunny]

::falls over laughing::

[thechiaroscuro]

Why in the sam hell are we both still awake, my sweet?

[lunasunny]

I ate really late. ;)

Boy that's some gooood chicken.

[thechiaroscuro]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[nocturnaloo]

Sometimes annoying someones duck, dodge, and run away from you...

I wonder how many muscles it takes to cut hair.
With scissors.
From behind.
All sneaky-like.

[thechiaroscuro]

Would that be called "pulling a Delilah"? I bet we could streamline it down to four muscles. Modify that bitch-slap into a bitch-snip.

I miss you.

[cymbeline_one]

I got a little worried for you when I thought you were going to say something about how many muscles it takes to smile...

...real worried.

[thechiaroscuro]

Hey, you! I've been reading all your posts, but not commenting (because that's what I do. heh). Hang in there. I hope life get better for you really soon.

[socold_2003]

But how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[thechiaroscuro]

The world may never know. Or so says the smart-ass owl in the commercial. Perfect candidate for a bitch-slap, if you ask me.

[socold_2003]

Simple pleasures hmmm do you mean like feeding animals in the zoo and then later a movie too and then home... Its such a perfect day

[thechiaroscuro]

Or maybe drinking sangria in the park, too.