Play-Doh
I went to an energy conference tonight and got free play-doh. Man, I wish I had grown up on play-doh. My life would be totally different; I'd probably want to build things--like airplanes or buildings. Anything you could have built out of play-doh when you were a child and said, "One day, daddy, I'm gonna build things."
Alas it was not to be.
My friend Doug used to build weapons out of paper--bows and aarows and slingshots. How clever is that? He should work for the government; they could use a man who can make an uzi out of recyclable materials. And he would use the weapons during the class: mass distraction.
I was at the energy conference because of my cousin. She works for "Cape Wind". They want to build a wind farm in the Nantucket Sound. Which is totally groovy. Cause, ya know, wind doesn't melt down as often. But lots of people don't want the wind farm. Apparantly, wind can be very dangerous in the wrong hands.
Oh, and I'm going to Vanderbuilt next week. Which is terribly exciting. I get to see Randy (woohoo!) and Aaron (who's in law school down there--not that Aaron). And it's all very exciting. I was supposed to go to Miami next week but I got lost in advance. It's a long story.
I have a great lead on an appartment in South Boston.
That is all. Go about your business.
Alas it was not to be.
My friend Doug used to build weapons out of paper--bows and aarows and slingshots. How clever is that? He should work for the government; they could use a man who can make an uzi out of recyclable materials. And he would use the weapons during the class: mass distraction.
I was at the energy conference because of my cousin. She works for "Cape Wind". They want to build a wind farm in the Nantucket Sound. Which is totally groovy. Cause, ya know, wind doesn't melt down as often. But lots of people don't want the wind farm. Apparantly, wind can be very dangerous in the wrong hands.
Oh, and I'm going to Vanderbuilt next week. Which is terribly exciting. I get to see Randy (woohoo!) and Aaron (who's in law school down there--not that Aaron). And it's all very exciting. I was supposed to go to Miami next week but I got lost in advance. It's a long story.
I have a great lead on an appartment in South Boston.
That is all. Go about your business.