Title: We Need A Little Controversy
Author:
thecheesecowPairing: Bert/Marshall Mathers (I know, this is really blasphemous)
Rating: mostly R
POV: third
Summary: This is what happens when you mix my strange fascination with Eminem and my unhealthy obsession with Bert. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Not one part of this is real.
Author Notes: Oh, may the gods of dirty rock boys forgive me, and may Eminem read this and send me hatemail. <3
Part 1:
Hi, my name is...Part 2:
Almost feels like a gunPart 3:
Doing, doing, doing Part 4:
I'm melting Part 5:
I'll fuck anything that walks