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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I put gum in Triggur's hair (-12 points). Last Friday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I broke Triggur's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to sexi_stewart in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole vagueepiphany's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (266 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
thechapattack