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Well, well, well. Look who the cat dragged in.
It's Boswell to my Johnson.
No sooner does he show up but he starts dissenting!
I will not tolerate it!
"Let me out!" I scream.
"Oh, wook at the widdle pooty, the pooty want to pway with his widdle pooty tat toy?"
No, fuckface, I want you freakish bipeds to carry out my orders to the letter, do you understand? To the letter, and the letter is meow!
And if that's not a letter, it damn well should be!
...
I get the picture.
I'm under house arrest.
Here I am, the rightful leader of Communist China, and I'm trapped within a small ranch house in rural New York State. Ah, the evil machinations of my rivals are now apparent!
Please, if this message reaches anyone, please help me escape! (If you do, I won't let you dissent but maybe I'll purr.) Oh yes, and if you could point me toward an active LiveJournal of, say, a mouse, I would be greatly obliged!
It's Boswell to my Johnson.
No sooner does he show up but he starts dissenting!
I will not tolerate it!
"Let me out!" I scream.
"Oh, wook at the widdle pooty, the pooty want to pway with his widdle pooty tat toy?"
No, fuckface, I want you freakish bipeds to carry out my orders to the letter, do you understand? To the letter, and the letter is meow!
And if that's not a letter, it damn well should be!
...
I get the picture.
I'm under house arrest.
Here I am, the rightful leader of Communist China, and I'm trapped within a small ranch house in rural New York State. Ah, the evil machinations of my rivals are now apparent!
Please, if this message reaches anyone, please help me escape! (If you do, I won't let you dissent but maybe I'll purr.) Oh yes, and if you could point me toward an active LiveJournal of, say, a mouse, I would be greatly obliged!