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So today I was woken up by a pair of religious women who didn't tell me there names. It was like seven o'clock so I was pretty much out of it, but I still felt the need to answer the door in my plaid pants and oversized REDKEN shirt. They asked me if I wouldn't mind them reading me a piece of scripture, usually I would find a way to excuse myself politely and they are used to this. Today, however, I felt I had no valid excuse so I told them to go on, they seemed momentarily stunned, as if this was the first time someone had said yes. So they read me the Bible for like five minutes, explaining each piece's relevancy today. I nodded a lot and said "yes, yes". It was like story time, with Jesus and friends.