Jan 12, 2007 20:41
Dear Snow & Ice,
Thank you for making this five-day weekend possible. I greatly appreciate your efforts in making my life better. I would like you to go away now. You are wet, cold, and make me fall over. You, along with the DOT, have prevented me from going to my favorite Thai resturaunt. I do not mean to sound ungrateful, but I would like you to melt and not come back until another school day.
Sincerely,
Chad