The random thoughts of TheCesspit, aged 32.

[thecesspit]

1. I really hate it when you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek.  Especially when it's from eating a piece of bread of all things.  I obviously lack the fine motor control necessary to eat.
2. I just realised, technically I live on a Pacific island.  And there is a palm tree not 50 foot away too.  Or at least palm-like tree.  I am not a arboreal expert.
3. Those people who haven't seen or heard of Vern Fonk, which is about everyone outside the North Washington/south BC area, will have missed some of the most delightfully off-the-wall adverts.  His company (Vern himself died  last year) sells car insurance to high risk motorist with adverts that would be better suited to a Fast Show sketch.  I thought I was watching Saturday Night Live by accident last time.  Men with fake moustaches welding chainsaw and chopping up superimposed lettering, and tell everyone to dance....
4. Apart from that, TV here is mostly annoying, interspersed with bearable moments.  Why was Scrubs, Seinfeld and Fraiser so popular?  Because everything else makes me want to chop up my TV and send it back to Shaw TV in a little bits as a threat.  It's about to become the summer drought as well, where there's not even any decent sports on TV. Still I have various DVDs of TV shows to watch instead so I'm sure I'll survive.
5. Shrek 3... fun for 90 minutes.  Going to see 28 weeks later tomorrow, and possibly Pyrites 3 as well.  I shall avoid Arachnid-man 3, as I can just download stills of Kirsten Dunst and watch them on rotation rather than sit through Toby Maguire as a simpering wet -again-.  In fact, I shall adorn this entry with her.
6. Ahhh, Kirsten Dunst.
7. I don't know (third base).
8. I need to find some more Husker Du albums from somewhere.... which reminds me, not having a radio here, anyone got any recommendations for new stuff. Not that Radio would play much more than wall-to-wall Fergie or Golden Classics, from the little I have heard.
9. I also really hate it when you get soap accidentally on your toothbrush.