Break No Bones
I've finally posted a picture of myself. I am getting so vain, I've decided the whole world can have a nice avatar of yours truly to gaze at. I've resisted for ages, but here I am, in all my glory.
I obtained this marvelous piece of photography after successfully proving lots of Newton's Laws of motion in mid January. It's amazing what a few Fosters will do for scientific research, and I succeeded in not only getting my photo taken by a cheery expert at 6am, but also gaining repeated meetings with a variety or ladies who stared deep into my eyes. After all, I have been told that my eyes are my best feature, so who can really blame them.
My experiments with gravity and booze did cause irreparable damage to my glasses, but aside for a notch in my lower eyelid, I missed the eyeball, tear duct and other important parts of my optical apparatus. I have the making of a scar that may one day grow up to give me character. If the Hollywood career is threatened, there is the option of plastic surgery in a years time to tidy things up and give me that perfect smouldering gaze again. You know, that stare so many of you have fallen for.
I obtained this marvelous piece of photography after successfully proving lots of Newton's Laws of motion in mid January. It's amazing what a few Fosters will do for scientific research, and I succeeded in not only getting my photo taken by a cheery expert at 6am, but also gaining repeated meetings with a variety or ladies who stared deep into my eyes. After all, I have been told that my eyes are my best feature, so who can really blame them.
My experiments with gravity and booze did cause irreparable damage to my glasses, but aside for a notch in my lower eyelid, I missed the eyeball, tear duct and other important parts of my optical apparatus. I have the making of a scar that may one day grow up to give me character. If the Hollywood career is threatened, there is the option of plastic surgery in a years time to tidy things up and give me that perfect smouldering gaze again. You know, that stare so many of you have fallen for.