May 15, 2005 23:34
I already know how my eulogy will read:
Caitlin Conley of North Granby, Connecticut died today at age 29. She struggled with lack of funds from age 18 with a still minimum-wage job and a passion for music, fashion and shopping in general. Friends and family suspected malnutrition or even starvation were the cause of Caitlin's death as a result of her difficulties with saving money, but doctors found that the young woman suffered a collapsed lung from her shoe collection crushed her body after toppling off of its shelving unit. Miss Conley leaves behind devestated mother Jane, father John, brother Kevin (4 years younger & disowned for liking rap too much), boyfriend Kurt, other boyfriend Jack, and other friends. She will be forever remembered as the woman who lived - and died - in her shoes.
Someday I'll grow up. Or grow some willpower.