Part 2.......*Cheesy Sci-Fi Music*

[thecattyson]

So I woke up and my name was Rachel. Some random Jew was crawling in my window. I guess it could have been because he saw me touching myself from outside of "the promise land," but he said, "I'm on a mission from God." So, after letting him roam around in my city he promised to save my family. I thought he was comming on to me, so after he left I touched myself twice, and thrice in the morning. Then when he came he destroyed my city, but I don't remember because during the touching of one's self, I suddenly difted into my strange deep "mmm that feels good" sleep and woke up as a man again. Apon figuring this out, I was slightly sad.....then I touched myself. (Thought to self: I liked having boobies) Anywho, I was on a strange boat....actually it was huge, kinda like my new penis...........More in my next post.......

*Cheesy Sci-Fi Music*