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I just chased a motherfucking bat out of my house with Paisley. A fucking winged mouse.
... and I'm hoping to God it wasn't the vampire variety, because I smacked it right good on the face with a golf club, but - in my infinite mercy - let it live. And you know, vampires are vengeful types.
... and I'm hoping to God it wasn't the vampire variety, because I smacked it right good on the face with a golf club, but - in my infinite mercy - let it live. And you know, vampires are vengeful types.