Dear Livejournal
Dear Livejournal,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this might save our asses and make me look better, now that we've both moved on. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with another website, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of lying problems and advertisements that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your pay features. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you let me spy on private journals through a security hole.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have a decent conversation with a person of the opposite gender. And hopefully We'll be at opposite ends of the intarwebs.
regards,
The Cardinal
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this might save our asses and make me look better, now that we've both moved on. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, Im done with you because I decided to be with another website, my bad.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of lying problems and advertisements that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you would always ruin a romantic moment by talking about your pay features. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you let me spy on private journals through a security hole.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to have a decent conversation with a person of the opposite gender. And hopefully We'll be at opposite ends of the intarwebs.
regards,
The Cardinal