Feb 16, 2005 18:47
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band?
It's called the Jackson Five and Under.
Hope you get a good laugh