I came up with something witty. You've been warned

[thecanuckguy]

A member of a mailing list of a bunch of friends that I'm on reported:

Robert Adler, co-inventor of the TV remote control, dead of heart failure at age 93.

To which I replied:

Or, as (not) reported in Variety:

"Clicker man's ticker pans"

Thank you. I'll be here all week.