Deserving of coal
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May yellowdancer21 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I punched aulurienne in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I turned 42detsune in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-141 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
thecallowqueen