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Last night, I had a dream I was Grelle and therefore fabulous. And for some reason Sebastian and I were charged with declaring this one Victorian noblewoman, who I believe was Sera for some reason, not guilty of murder. So we go in to investigate and I/Grelle like look through her shit and am like "...well she obviously did it, so we'll just SAY SHE DIDN'T". [THROWS HANDS IN AIR] "Seriously you guys!" And Sebastian was like 9_9 and handled it to actually get her declared innocent (even though she was guilty), while I draped all over the girl and was like IT'S OKAY I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND :')
And then after there was some sort of silly 'attractive butlers in tuxedos and roses' competition and someone was stupid enough to tell me about it. And I/Grelle went out and rocked a speech on the stage like LADIESSSS STANDING BEFORE YOU IS ONE HELL OF A WOMAN IN ONE HELL OF A SUIT!!
Meanwhile the poor harried Sebastian forgot his pants the first time he came out. (At this point in retelling, Zazzle goes, "Of course he did. It's Grelle's dream."
"Yeah, he was in his boxers and therefore both showing off his sexy legs AND kind of humiliated, so it really was.")
At any rate pantsless Sebastian woke me up and ... yeah. It was basically an episode of the anime, but better because I was living it.
Sebastian: sob pants
Grelle: You wore attractive boxers though, Sebaschan
Sebastian: of course
Sebastian: nontheless
Grelle: I am not sure I have ever felt quite so self-confident in a "haters gonna hate" way
Sebastian: YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME
Sebastian: wwgd
Sebastian: there are only two choices, make out with it or chainsaw it, and they're both wonderful choices
Grelle: THEY ARE WONDERFUL CHOICES
Grelle: It's like fuck or die all the time!
* Grelle feels horrified even saying that
Sebastian: wwgd is a bad life philosophy
And then after there was some sort of silly 'attractive butlers in tuxedos and roses' competition and someone was stupid enough to tell me about it. And I/Grelle went out and rocked a speech on the stage like LADIESSSS STANDING BEFORE YOU IS ONE HELL OF A WOMAN IN ONE HELL OF A SUIT!!
Meanwhile the poor harried Sebastian forgot his pants the first time he came out. (At this point in retelling, Zazzle goes, "Of course he did. It's Grelle's dream."
"Yeah, he was in his boxers and therefore both showing off his sexy legs AND kind of humiliated, so it really was.")
At any rate pantsless Sebastian woke me up and ... yeah. It was basically an episode of the anime, but better because I was living it.
Sebastian: sob pants
Grelle: You wore attractive boxers though, Sebaschan
Sebastian: of course
Sebastian: nontheless
Grelle: I am not sure I have ever felt quite so self-confident in a "haters gonna hate" way
Sebastian: YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT WAY ALL THE TIME
Sebastian: wwgd
Sebastian: there are only two choices, make out with it or chainsaw it, and they're both wonderful choices
Grelle: THEY ARE WONDERFUL CHOICES
Grelle: It's like fuck or die all the time!
* Grelle feels horrified even saying that
Sebastian: wwgd is a bad life philosophy