S'up today's killing list

[thebutlersawed]

Which would be:

OCT 17 - Kamui, Guy (dropped), Naoi, Zhores

Comments

[wasaredherring]

[Looking none-too-pleased today.]

[thebutlersawed]

[...Oh should I? Isn't this like spoiling myself? And it's not even Christmas yet.]

H-hello...!

[wasaredherring]

Hmm? Do you need something?

[thebutlersawed]

Yes! P-please help me...

[wasaredherring]

... Well, it would be troublesome if a statue got to you.

[thebutlersawed]

A-a statue?!

[wasaredherring]

A rather ugly one, yes.

[thebutlersawed]

Noooo!

[wasaredherring]

...That's not quite the reaction I was expecting.

[thebutlersawed]

A-a statue? Does it follow you? Does it kill you?

[wasaredherring]

In a manner of speaking, yes...

[thebutlersawed]

P-protect me! Ahh, wait, do I see it?! Is it over there? [point]

[wasaredherring]

[GOING FOR HIS GUN AND WHIPPING AROUND. I will kill that statue.]

I certainly hope so!

[thebutlersawed]

[SWINGING CHAINSAW AT]

Sorry, darling~!

[wasaredherring]

[Oh dear, it's been awhile since we've told this little spy story isn't it? Blah blah blah adorable kid and a oh-so-tragic incident that landed him as one of the KGB's bestest little Honeytraps...

Oh but who cares, the point of a cheesy spy film is the gratuitous nudity! So lets get right onto the... Oh. Hmm, Let's try that AGAIN- nothing? Well I'm sure third time's the charm...

Ah well, you know how camp is.]

[thebutlersawed]

UNFAIR! UNFAIR! Show me the juicy bits! Zhores, you cheater! So mean! How could you do this to me!!

[hacking him to bits :( :( :( annnd he's probably waking up at the save point now]