Jul 18, 2011 13:30
Kabuto, Orochimaru, and Itachi are now officially known as Team Lutra. You've got Orochimaru, who's completely fucking insane, and therefore fascinating. You've got Kabuto, who is my homeslice (naturally slated for death), who does things FOR SCIENCE (and for teh lulz) and makes bad life choices. And you've got Itachi, who is insane and tragic and awesome.
I want to go up to Kabuto and tell him in a teacher voice to make good choices! because he is not doing that right now. he is making a great deal of bad life choices. I don't know where his descent into "No! Kabuto! That is a bad life choice!" began, but I'm pretty sure it started with joining with Madara (he's going to kill you when he's done with you, dear) and after resurrecting Itachi and keeping Itachi's soul around...oh, dear, Sasuke is going to find out and kill you. And then there will be a panel where you are dead, and then another with your glasses broken, and it will be all symbolic and shit. and sad! and it is all because you did not make good choices. oh kabuto.
adi and I have enjoyed super lame puns for some years now. I decided the other day that kabuto extracted orochimaru's bone marrow for the experiment and adi went "heh. orochimarrow." and we giggled. because we're that lame.
meh. this makes me feel like writing fanfiction. someone give me a prompt or something.
ALSO I am officially caught up in Naruto, yay for me!
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