IM BACK!!

Mar 17, 2005 15:46

woaaahh when was the last time i updated? i feel really weird not updating...

anywayyyyys

a lot of things happened this week! gasp and its not even over. i have a chorus concert tonight. WE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumb songs, mrs. g was never meant to be a chorus teacher, and apparently i was never meant to wear pants to a chorus concert lol. i always end up wearing a skirt. i dont have any black pants. argh. i have to wear the same shirt, too. i would wear my sweater but ill die of heat stroke if i do. good news is, the high school is preforming tonight also, meaning well have some actual talent in this dumbfuck shitland! teehee..i think dumbfuck is a cool word.

this morning calculated the number of times billie joe swears in The Grouch. 8 times. go billie!!!

TODAY WAS ST. PATRICKS DAY AND THE PREP WORE SOME SANDLES THAT SAID 'KISS ME IM IRISH' WELL THIS IS WHAT I SAY TO HER: "KISS MY ASS, IM NOT A WHORE!"

lololololol

anyywaaays

my battery ran low in my CD player and just after billie started singing 'i walk a lonely road...' it stopped. i get depressed when that happens lol not really but whatever.

ummmm

i made a story:
Once upon a time there was a man named Harry Johnson. He married a lady named Lotta Hiney. So now her name is Lotta Johnson, even though she doesn't have one. Then a man named Seymour Dick came up to Lotta Johnson and said 'Hello, I'm Seymour Dick' Lotta Johnson says 'No I don't want to see more dick...' and Harry Johnson says 'This is my co-worker, Seymour Dick' Lotta Johnson says 'oh. I'm Lotta Johnson' Seymour Dick says 'You don't have one' Lotta Johnson says 'no I have a lot of hiney, though' Seymour Dick says 'I see' Harry Johnson says 'MOre Dick'

the end.

and the moral of this story is, if your name is Lotta, don't marry a man whose last name is a total cocksucker LMAO!!!

mrs. c spilled coffee on me yesterday!

tuesday sucked major ASS

mrs. h's room SMELLS like ASS

um so long farewell avweeedasay goodbye!!!!
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