the storm wouldn't be so bad if my pants didn't get soaked

[thebrewmaster]

Back to school for me. With the last few days of free time I thought I would waste a few minutes.

Well sir there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bonified, electrified, six car monorail!
What'd I say?
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
That's right, Monorail!
Monorail, monorail, monorail,
I heard those things are awfully loud.
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life my hindu friend.
What about us braindead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No good sir i'm on the level.
The ring came of my pudding can!
Take my penknife my good man.
I swear it's springfield's only choice,
Throw up your hands and raise your voice.
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again!
Monorail!
But mail street's still all cracked and broken!
Sorry mom the mob has spoken
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

Mono... D'OH!