More five things
For wolfling Million Miles Away 'verse: Five times Angel embarrassed Connor.
1) First grade, school play. Sitting in the front row was fine, but even at six years old Connor knew Dad didn't have a prayer of knowing how to work that camera.
2) Hanging around under a blanket in the backseat of Wes's SUV and watching him line up for class? Cute when he'd started kindergarden, not so much when he started high school.
3) Any and all of his attempts to pretend that meeting Sinatra might make him seem "hip" to Connor's friends.
4) Connor would never pretend that liking RPGs made him anything other than a big huge dork, but for God's sake did Dad have to ruin the fun by bitching about how White Wolf got all the details wrong?
5) The sex talk. With pictures. That he drew.
For wolfling Epiphany: Five most unusual places Angel and Wes shagged.
1) Cordy's kitchen, with both of them feeling pretty confident that Angel would know if Cordy came home early, but neither of them being totally sure Dennis wasn't watching.
2) Wes's bike when it was parked in the underground lot of the police station.
3) A bench in Central Park. Angel had really liked visiting the Met. Though Wes did wonder what the reaction would've been if he'd taken Angel to the Cloisters.
4) Backseat of Spike's car during a visit of his to LA. Neither one of them liked to talk about it, though Spike's glares afterwards made it so worthwhile.
5) A quiet pedestrian tunnel in the underground near the British Museum. Wes had really liked visiting the artifacts. Though Angel did wonder what the reaction would've been if the Watchers hadn't interrupted them in the library.
For froggimus_rex Five times Willow really wanted to kill Seely.
1) When he stole her favorite highlighter and refused to give it back.
2) That time he did the radio and tried to end every paragraph with words that rhymed with Willow. Especially when he couldn't think of a real word other than "Pillow" and had to do the rest of the report by making stuff up.
3) When they got paired up for the science fair and he insisted that demonstrating he could crush 10 beer cans against his head in less than 5 seconds somehow proved one of Newton's laws.
4) When he couldn't stop pointing out how he was taller than Peter and that that probably meant he was taller elsewhere if Willow knew what he meant.
5) Willow didn't care how beautiful "The Rainbow Connection" was. Kermit was still a frog and dressing up like him to deliver a singing telegram was NOT FUNNY DAMN IT.
For anomilygrace Five conversations Willow and (FH or Narnian) Susan will never, ever have.
1) "You don't eat the talking animals, do you?"
2) "Truth be told, I'm really more of a brunette."
3) "I guess the thing I most like about being a witch is knowing that when I get strong enough I'll be able to do any spell I want. Like, I dunno, control the weather or something."
4) "How'd I get Peter to stop being a pony? Well..."
5) "And the other thing Peter really likes in bed is..."
1) First grade, school play. Sitting in the front row was fine, but even at six years old Connor knew Dad didn't have a prayer of knowing how to work that camera.
2) Hanging around under a blanket in the backseat of Wes's SUV and watching him line up for class? Cute when he'd started kindergarden, not so much when he started high school.
3) Any and all of his attempts to pretend that meeting Sinatra might make him seem "hip" to Connor's friends.
4) Connor would never pretend that liking RPGs made him anything other than a big huge dork, but for God's sake did Dad have to ruin the fun by bitching about how White Wolf got all the details wrong?
5) The sex talk. With pictures. That he drew.
For wolfling Epiphany: Five most unusual places Angel and Wes shagged.
1) Cordy's kitchen, with both of them feeling pretty confident that Angel would know if Cordy came home early, but neither of them being totally sure Dennis wasn't watching.
2) Wes's bike when it was parked in the underground lot of the police station.
3) A bench in Central Park. Angel had really liked visiting the Met. Though Wes did wonder what the reaction would've been if he'd taken Angel to the Cloisters.
4) Backseat of Spike's car during a visit of his to LA. Neither one of them liked to talk about it, though Spike's glares afterwards made it so worthwhile.
5) A quiet pedestrian tunnel in the underground near the British Museum. Wes had really liked visiting the artifacts. Though Angel did wonder what the reaction would've been if the Watchers hadn't interrupted them in the library.
For froggimus_rex Five times Willow really wanted to kill Seely.
1) When he stole her favorite highlighter and refused to give it back.
2) That time he did the radio and tried to end every paragraph with words that rhymed with Willow. Especially when he couldn't think of a real word other than "Pillow" and had to do the rest of the report by making stuff up.
3) When they got paired up for the science fair and he insisted that demonstrating he could crush 10 beer cans against his head in less than 5 seconds somehow proved one of Newton's laws.
4) When he couldn't stop pointing out how he was taller than Peter and that that probably meant he was taller elsewhere if Willow knew what he meant.
5) Willow didn't care how beautiful "The Rainbow Connection" was. Kermit was still a frog and dressing up like him to deliver a singing telegram was NOT FUNNY DAMN IT.
For anomilygrace Five conversations Willow and (FH or Narnian) Susan will never, ever have.
1) "You don't eat the talking animals, do you?"
2) "Truth be told, I'm really more of a brunette."
3) "I guess the thing I most like about being a witch is knowing that when I get strong enough I'll be able to do any spell I want. Like, I dunno, control the weather or something."
4) "How'd I get Peter to stop being a pony? Well..."
5) "And the other thing Peter really likes in bed is..."