First post on the Bugle!
I crept in from a double shift at scumafield on the 25 to find a grinning Phil and Lesely both with a yellow tinge to their skin, it looked like dirt. Theyd just come back from Turkey (the country). They got me some dime bars and some sun glasses. I wanted a fan that squrts water out of the middle, some cannabis and somthing made in a genuine sweat shop but they said they couldnt find any of those simple requests. I was hoping that they might get put in a Turkish prison for a few days if they got caught with cannabis, and a story similar to midnight express would follow. To make up for it i turned the heating of the house up and tried to lock their bedroom door, but Phil opened it and called me stupid. He really upsets me sometimes because im not stupid, i won a history prize the other week, and he didnt even come back from his holiday to see me pick it up. Within a few minutes of them being back an argument errupted between me and the les mesiter. She said i should of rung my nana to see how she was because there was no one around to look after her, but she didnt ring me to see how i was so i think were both to blame. shes fine anyway, she just likes the attention i think, but mum says she cant walk, but she can because she always goes to get her hair done.
Phil and les have a favourite girl who works in the shop called Jenna. Anyway she took a day off on friday (the busiest day in the realm of hairdressers, if god created hair it was on this day, and he took sunday and wednesday off to recover like Phil). The reason she phoned in sick was because her 5 month old dog had broken its leg. I think Phil should of shouted at her and broken its other leg, but he wouldnt, cos he wants her to be his son, because he thinks im a dick. I think he looks stupid in his old shorts from like the 70's so were even anyway.
I think Slave Driver Les missed me on the holiday. According to Laura she started arguing alot with Phil during the last week, obvious withdrawel symptoms. Phil said i needed to get my hair cut so i hit him in the back, because he has a bad back, he had to take a few months off work with it once. I didnt want him to have a bad back, i just wanted him to know I was serious, he aint touching my hair.
Phil and les have a favourite girl who works in the shop called Jenna. Anyway she took a day off on friday (the busiest day in the realm of hairdressers, if god created hair it was on this day, and he took sunday and wednesday off to recover like Phil). The reason she phoned in sick was because her 5 month old dog had broken its leg. I think Phil should of shouted at her and broken its other leg, but he wouldnt, cos he wants her to be his son, because he thinks im a dick. I think he looks stupid in his old shorts from like the 70's so were even anyway.
I think Slave Driver Les missed me on the holiday. According to Laura she started arguing alot with Phil during the last week, obvious withdrawel symptoms. Phil said i needed to get my hair cut so i hit him in the back, because he has a bad back, he had to take a few months off work with it once. I didnt want him to have a bad back, i just wanted him to know I was serious, he aint touching my hair.