What The Hell I Rule Hymen Bomb
Inspired by my beloved brother Donald III & Ian "Gravefucker" Alfano
.1// layer
Name: Mark Harris Koch
Birthdate: 1/30/1985
Birthplace: SUMMIT
Current location: Garwood
Eyes: Blue
Hair: dry straw
Height: 6"
Righty or Lefty: Depends on whether there is a spoon or a baseball bat in my hands motherfucker. Righty for writing.
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
.2// layer
Your heritage: German, Polish, Irish, Ruling
Your weakness: mike on the bike, skin cancer, blood clots, mouths
Your shoes you wore today: cured native american leather, barefoot
Your fears: religion, dieing in a plastic bag
Your perfect pizza: Master Splinters and mutagen
Goals you'd like to achieve: an awesome child, MO! in the annals of horrible history
.3// layer
Your thoughts first waking up: these blankets are a celestial trainwreck.
Your best physical feature: my skin
Your bedtime: when my eyes close like the gates of heaven
Your most missed memory: learning to read with my dad, crushing dan castaldi's sandwiches.
.4// layer
Pepsi or Coke: saspirilla
McDonald's or Burger King: cancer ridden fodder of the 10th degree
Single or group dates: hand dates
Adidas or Nike: folex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: real tea fucking processed garbage
Chocolate or vanilla: the sweet of milk wrapped around each flavor. All flavors.
Cappuccino or coffee: Anything made from brown south american beans are poetic justice.
.5// layer
Smoke: Depends
Cuss: faggotcuntclitdyke
Sing: David lee
Take showers daily: No
Have a crush: Dave Boor
Think you've been in love: Yes!
Want to go college: Im immersed in study everyday
Want to get married: Probably not, but I dont want a testube baby, what a dilemma
Believe in yourself: Every second
Get motion sickness: Never
Think you're attractive: Yes
Think you're a health freak: No but Im smart and dont loose weight
Get along with your parents: 99%
Like thunderstorms: Almost always
Play an instrument: Yes
.6// layer - In the past months...
Gone to the mall: Yeah
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
Eaten sushi: No
Been on stage: Yes
Gone skating: No
Made homemade cookies: Yes
Gone skinny dipping: Yes, in Don's tub, and Ian's mouth
Dyed your hair: No
Stolen anything: Yes
.7// layer - Ever...
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
Been called a tease: Yes
Got beaten up: No
.8// layer
Age you hoped to be married: ?????????????????? Puzzler
Number and name of children: Jonathan 80
Dream wedding: In an abortion clinic
How do you want to die: On morphine talking into a dictaphone with Thomas Edison taking notes on my behaviour
Where do you want to attend college: the beach with A.C.
Dream job: I have a dream life, and im living it
Country you want to visit: Where I dont want to go is more important.
.9// layer - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color: real
Best hair color: all depends
Short or long hair: depends who/where
Height: doesnt matter
Best weight: my weight and lower
Best clothing:
Best first date location: Discovery Zone Birthday Party
Best first kiss location: The ball pit/Soup kitchen/Sewer Tunnel/Nysnc Concert/Funeral/Wake
.10// layer
Number of drugs taken illegally: --
Number of people I could trust with my life: family and a few close friends
Number of CDs that I own: 400+
Number of piercings: 0
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name's been in the news: Maybe something like 20
Number of scars on my body: No
Number of things in my past that I regret: Not doing the poop pictures yet.
.1// layer
Name: Mark Harris Koch
Birthdate: 1/30/1985
Birthplace: SUMMIT
Current location: Garwood
Eyes: Blue
Hair: dry straw
Height: 6"
Righty or Lefty: Depends on whether there is a spoon or a baseball bat in my hands motherfucker. Righty for writing.
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
.2// layer
Your heritage: German, Polish, Irish, Ruling
Your weakness: mike on the bike, skin cancer, blood clots, mouths
Your shoes you wore today: cured native american leather, barefoot
Your fears: religion, dieing in a plastic bag
Your perfect pizza: Master Splinters and mutagen
Goals you'd like to achieve: an awesome child, MO! in the annals of horrible history
.3// layer
Your thoughts first waking up: these blankets are a celestial trainwreck.
Your best physical feature: my skin
Your bedtime: when my eyes close like the gates of heaven
Your most missed memory: learning to read with my dad, crushing dan castaldi's sandwiches.
.4// layer
Pepsi or Coke: saspirilla
McDonald's or Burger King: cancer ridden fodder of the 10th degree
Single or group dates: hand dates
Adidas or Nike: folex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: real tea fucking processed garbage
Chocolate or vanilla: the sweet of milk wrapped around each flavor. All flavors.
Cappuccino or coffee: Anything made from brown south american beans are poetic justice.
.5// layer
Smoke: Depends
Cuss: faggotcuntclitdyke
Sing: David lee
Take showers daily: No
Have a crush: Dave Boor
Think you've been in love: Yes!
Want to go college: Im immersed in study everyday
Want to get married: Probably not, but I dont want a testube baby, what a dilemma
Believe in yourself: Every second
Get motion sickness: Never
Think you're attractive: Yes
Think you're a health freak: No but Im smart and dont loose weight
Get along with your parents: 99%
Like thunderstorms: Almost always
Play an instrument: Yes
.6// layer - In the past months...
Gone to the mall: Yeah
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
Eaten sushi: No
Been on stage: Yes
Gone skating: No
Made homemade cookies: Yes
Gone skinny dipping: Yes, in Don's tub, and Ian's mouth
Dyed your hair: No
Stolen anything: Yes
.7// layer - Ever...
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
Been called a tease: Yes
Got beaten up: No
.8// layer
Age you hoped to be married: ?????????????????? Puzzler
Number and name of children: Jonathan 80
Dream wedding: In an abortion clinic
How do you want to die: On morphine talking into a dictaphone with Thomas Edison taking notes on my behaviour
Where do you want to attend college: the beach with A.C.
Dream job: I have a dream life, and im living it
Country you want to visit: Where I dont want to go is more important.
.9// layer - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color: real
Best hair color: all depends
Short or long hair: depends who/where
Height: doesnt matter
Best weight: my weight and lower
Best clothing:
Best first date location: Discovery Zone Birthday Party
Best first kiss location: The ball pit/Soup kitchen/Sewer Tunnel/Nysnc Concert/Funeral/Wake
.10// layer
Number of drugs taken illegally: --
Number of people I could trust with my life: family and a few close friends
Number of CDs that I own: 400+
Number of piercings: 0
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name's been in the news: Maybe something like 20
Number of scars on my body: No
Number of things in my past that I regret: Not doing the poop pictures yet.