Friday night!
Ok, so I don’t know where to start about last night and this morning…Well after school I hauled ass to Shay’s school and picked her up, Bright, fuzzy, yellow, pimp hat, and rhinestone glasses topping off my pale legs and golden lipstick! So I pick her up and…have you ever seen ‘Con.”? cause we could do that show, so we are going to have a jam session, but I left my hotrods (drumsticks that are not as loud) So I call Kathy, my step mother, whom is a hoot, she tells me, “You dad has the car.” So Shay and I run over to his work, and right across the street there’s a furniture store, so Shay and I walk in there, cause I am so thirsy and they always have water out for people to take, so we tell the people we are moving in together and we need a couch, so this woman named Gail comes to help us out, so we snag so water and we are talking to this woman, making shit up off the top of our heads, so we walk back into the area where the water was and she goes to check on when the sofa was going on sale so this other woman is taking cookies out of the over and Shay and I look at each other, have you ever had Otis Spunkmier cookies? Ohh boy they are good, so the woman gives us two hot chocolate cookies and one sugar, and we end up talking to her for about 15 minutes and when we went to leave she gave us each a dozen cookies three cups of limeade and water for me! So we went in hungry and thirsty and came out baring gifts. About 10 minutes later we were feeling so sick. So about then we go into Guitar Center and the guy who sold me my drum set started to hit on me and was like, let me teach you something…so I was like, “Ok.” So then he bought me a pair of ear plugs and told me, “If anything is ever bothering you, I mean with the drums or something you can come to me, I’ll help you out and stuff.” I was like, “Thanks Rodger.” I peeked at the name tag, then there was this other guy who came into the symbols room with Shay and I and I stuck one of the symbols and threw my arms out and said, “He has arrived.” and he was so cute and did the same thing and was flirting with us too. Weee so, so far two guys were hitting on me, but did it stop there? Ohh no, not with this little blond. So we go to Shay’s house for Dinner and I was super late to pick up Adan. Poor boy. So we ate, and Shay’s friend bought us booze, but it was weird, so we had to go find his appartment and we did and he’s like, (on the phone with us), “Ok, so I left the gate open.” let me tell you he was really into this whole scavenger hunt, “Now go to the back of my truck….in you move the black bag you should see a brown bag.” so we did and we grabbed in and ran to my car. We began to drive to go get Adan, and shit we got caught in the Ghetto and I was like, “Roll up the window so we aren’t shot!” Finally we made it to Adan’s and went to my house and have I had one, Adan had 1/3 and shay had 1 and 2/3rds. Then we went out, of course looking sexy, we went downtown and then we went on the drag, Just driving cause my heels would have killed me, so at about 11:30 we dropped Adan off and decided to go crash somewhere so I called my Grandma and was like I need to come get some cloths and she was like fine, so I walk in at mid-night, Shay still with me and I said to my g-ma, “What are you doing up so late?” she flipped out, screaming getting in my face and all this were shit, then when I tried to leave she blocked the door, and asked me, ME, the clam one, “What are you high on?!!” and I said to her, “What the hell is wrong with you.” and as I walked away I mumbled out ,”Old bat.” under my breath and she started in on asking shay, “Is she smoking Dope?!?!” and Shay was like, “No!” so we are leaving she she started to chase after us screaming shit, at mid-night, we get in the car and drive off, quickly, but I left my phone so we go back, and on the way the cop pulls up next to us and rolls down his window and say, “Hello.” and I was like, “Hi.” and he started to flirt with me then said, “You ladies have a nice night.” then he turned on his lights and sped off. I am such a girl, I couldn’t help but smile, so I get back to my g-ma’s and she’s on the phone with my mom, and told her she found a pipe in my bag, not just one but three pipes. That just so happen to be clear plastic droppers, I told her to screw off and I left once more, Shay and I went to my house and finished 5 bottles and passed out at like 2am then at 8 Sabrina call’s me and is like, “Where are you?” and I was like, “What?” she’s like, “What are you at the mandatory meeting at work.” I fly out of bed and wake shay up and speed off to work, and hour later Shay and decide to go get breakfast so we got taco’s and went to the mall and ate them, then we saw this game thing was open on the back and we took about 6 handfuls of pouncie balls, so we are running around the mall throwing the everywhere and at each other as we still try to catch them all, it was a blast so we go back into guitar center and George who remembered my name starts talking to us, and we decied to buy pick and we threw 3 balls at this one guy and tell him to juggle, and he does! It was so cool and there were threee guys there all hitting on us once more and one remembered us from yesterday and told us to make our cat noices cause we were meowing yesterday, so we didn and George made us a fake account, the name Pirate’s Booty, so we go back into the drums section again and by a pair of sticks and give them that name and Rodger and that cute guy are there and they laugh at us and the cute guy takes a symbol of the wall and drops it on the ground and throws his arms out and goes, “ I have arrived.” and of course Shay and I giggled. So I go back to the guitar center and I swear to you another guy hit on me, that’s 7 in less than 24 hours, I’m wondering what’s going on. Instant sex appeal, since when? *laughs* Anywho I drop Shay off and go to sing at the choir concert and I was late, yet early. Longer story short I won an award for, “Funniest person in choir.” Weeee! That’s me! So I got to get my award and I am wearing black and red skull and cross bone, skater shoes and the woman say’s, “Wait, show us your shoes!“ So I did a little dance/prance on stage and sported my shoes. So after it’s all over I go and get Crystal and we jam out for a bit and now I am waiting for Shay to get off of work and I am wearing a bright orange “Wurstfest” hat that has a yellow feather in it! So That was a 24 hour period! Whoa!