Sidekick?

[theboiwonder]

I found a young boy, maybe ten or twelve, lost in a parking lot tonight. I helped him home, and he asked me if he could be my sidekick. I thought it was adorable, but it also made me feel old.

What would a sidekick to Red Robin be called, I wonder? French Fry? XD

Comments

[ebony_mask]

Why don't have you have a seat over here.

[theboiwonder]

[ebony_mask]

Turn that frown upside down, kid. You'll make plenty of friends in prison with a tight body like that.

[theboiwonder]

Are you hitting on me?

[seiberwing]

Maybe both of you should have a seat over here.

[ebony_mask]

Would you prefer a sledge hammer or a battle axe?