Oh, memories. You know, I had almost completely forgotten about that Nightwing costume...the big silly collar always had me laughing. He was a terrible pain when I lived in Bludhaven, you know? It got to the point where I wasn't even making advances on him anymore.
You should have seen him. He would come swinging in in that silly costume while I was busy bookkeeping--trying to imitate Daddy, I imagine, the way he would try to interrogate me for information on who had been around the club.
He would be swinging out the window again pretty quickly once I started reaching for his crotch. He never did remember to keep my hands busy when he had me cornered or pinned against the wall.
Oh pshaw. That boy is the most blatant homosexual I've seen since Freddie Mercury kicked the bucket. My semi-constant groping probably did more to scare him off than my security did.
Just because he's slept with the Oompa Loompa alien and had a fling with the Bionic Woman does not make him straight. Look at that outfit, Tim! Look at it!
And good--I'd hate for you to feel like I find your predecessor more attractive than you.
Actually, all things considered, Dick's been almost monk-like
The recently retconned in "Liu", Dick's first sexual partner, though she was using him to try and get into WayneTech.
A casual girlfriend at college, but his next confirmed partner was Kory
Then Babs, an incomprehensible one-night stand with Huntress, and the even MORE inexplicable Cheyenne (or whatever the fashion designers name was).
So that's what, two flings and two long term girlfriends. Fr a wealthy, handsome young buck like Dick Grayson in his mid twenties, that's pretty impressive control
Actually, he did visit one time, but he had Starfire with him (and it was also during the couple of months that some writers had been told that Dick and Kory were married)... though I like to think she was there as his beard! :)
He's still pretty cute, though.
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He would be swinging out the window again pretty quickly once I started reaching for his crotch. He never did remember to keep my hands busy when he had me cornered or pinned against the wall.
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Nothing to be threatened by, I assure you.
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And I'm hardly threatened.
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And good--I'd hate for you to feel like I find your predecessor more attractive than you.
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And.......... okay...
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The recently retconned in "Liu", Dick's first sexual partner, though she was using him to try and get into WayneTech.
A casual girlfriend at college, but his next confirmed partner was Kory
Then Babs, an incomprehensible one-night stand with Huntress, and the even MORE inexplicable Cheyenne (or whatever the fashion designers name was).
So that's what, two flings and two long term girlfriends. Fr a wealthy, handsome young buck like Dick Grayson in his mid twenties, that's pretty impressive control
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Of course, as a gay chap myself, I'd love the chance to show Mr Grayson the error of his ways, but...
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What? Really? What?
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