Longest meme ever?
Taken from glasg0wsmile , questions unaltered from hers.
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I like all fast food I think :D
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Bruce owns this fantastic Italian place in Gotham, mmmmm! I love when he takes me there.
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? Hamburgers.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, tons of cheese.
What do you like to put on your toast? Margarine.
What is your favorite type of gum? I don't chew gum ever, but it would have to be sugar free.
What "something special" can you do, if anything, with your tongue? Nothing special I don't think.
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Picture of a sparrow.
How many televisions are in your house? 14.
How many video game consoles are in your house? 2.
Do you use a laptop or desktop? Both -- I have three desktops upstairs and use a laptop when I'm downstairs.
Cell phone or land line? I have both as well as an untraceable satellite phone connection.
Dress yourself or manservant? Myself.
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Do you like your smile? Sure, I guess so.
What’s your best feature? I get complimented on my eyes sometimes.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Shrapnel, bullets, knife tips, glass, clay shards, some screws, plastic shards...to name a few.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? I dunno, eyesight I guess.
When was the last time you had a cavity? I was 10 I think.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? Bench pressed a few hundred pounds.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Too many times to count.
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? No, it might affect my job.
Is love for real? Definitely.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I wouldn’t change it.
What color do you think looks best on you? Red.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Yes on several occasions, mostly toxic gases.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Too many times to count.
Has someone ever saved yours? Too many times to count.
DAREOLOGY
The answer to all of these is "no" being as money is not a factor in my life, really. However, I would probably do just about anything for charity. :)
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? I'm wearing track pants, they don't have pockets.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? I liked it.
Do you sit or stand in the shower? Why would you sit?? Stand, of course.
Could you live with roommates? Batman's kind of a roommate I guess? I like living with him.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? I bought one pair since coming to LA. I'm still not used to them, my toes feel violated.
Where were you born? Gotham
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Difficult question to answer... whenever Batman's on their bad side I guess.
What do you want to be when you grow up? What I'm doing now I guess.
LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to? In-person? Huh. Well. Nightwing, before I left for LA I guess.
Last person you called? Batman, though he didn't answer.
Person you kissed? Does on the cheek count? Joker.
When? A few months ago.
Would you kiss that person again? I'd rather like a proper kiss but I doubt that's in the works. :)
FAVORITOLOGY
Number? I like prime numbers.
Seasons? Gotham in the Fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? Everyone back home.
Mood? Tired.
Listening to? Sounds of the street outside.
Worrying about? Too many things to list, but the usual topics: Batman, Joker, Roulette, Nygma...
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? To the lab to check the security monitors.
What can you not wait to do? I really need to hit the showers.
What’s the last movie you saw? District 9
Do you smile often? Not really -- I don't know. More than Batman? Yes.
You just bought a house, what's one thing you'd make sure to put in it? A laboratory and security system.
Are you a friendly person? I think so yes, people seem to respond well to me.
Good, the first half is over, now have some more fun:
1. Where is the boy you like now? There are two I like, one is probably in his warehouse the other in his penthouse.
2. What were you doing Friday night? Working on my motorcycle I think.
3. Name something you did yesterday? Worked out.
4. Last person you text messaged? Joker.
5. Who was the last person to call you? Pizza place to confirm my order.
6. What are you doing right now? This, and watching my other computer run diagnostics.
7. Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to? Not telling, too secret.
8. What color are your eyes? Blue.
9. Are you allergic to anything? Not that I'm aware of.
10. Are you dating the last person you kissed? Dating isn't the right term.
11. Last place you ordered food from? Pizza place a few blocks away.
12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Joker.
13. What color is your hair? Black.
14. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? No, though I'm sure I did.
15. Would you agree with the sentence, "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica"? I think this is an "Office" reference? I'm a bit behind on my cultural references.
16. Who knows a secret or two about you? I have many secrets held by many people..
17. When was the last time you lied? Every time I make up stories about what I do for a living.
18. Do you like fire? No.
19. Did you have a nap today? No, but I likely will later, maybe after my shower.
20. What is your favorite drink? Soda!
21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats? Jeans, I don't own any sweats, but I do have several pairs of track pants.
25. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing now? Thrift store nearby.
26. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher? Sometimes in school I'd wonder what being a University Professor would be like.
28. Is anyone jealous of you? Probably, though it's embarrassing to say that. I do have access to lots of interesting things and people.
30. Have any regrets? Too many to list.
31. Where were you 1 hour ago? Working out.
32. Where were you 8 hours ago? Working out.
35. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend? Yes, I had a few girlfriends in high school.
37. Is cheating ever okay? This is a very difficult question. My short answer is "yes."
38. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? Mel, Joker's henchie.
39. What are you looking forward to? I'd be extremely happy if I got either a txt from Joker or a call from Batman.
41. Have you kissed anyone in the past week? No.
43. What are you listening to? Neighbor vacuuming.
45. Favorite Sports Team? Don't have one.
46. What song do you want played at your funeral? It's likely I won't get a funeral with my line of work. I don't want to think about it.
47. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Going over security footage.
48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "I wonder if Joker is going to txt me today?"
49. Who will you be with this Saturday night? Hopefully Joker. Unless Mr. Nygma wants to play Scrabble again :D
50. What woke you up this morning? I'm not on a schedule really, but I am usually up all night and sleep all day.
52. Is tomorrow going to be a good night? That depends on one person.
53. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? I wish.
55. How many myspace accounts do you have? None.
56. Do or did you like school? I loved school.
56. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Yes, and I have.
57. Where would you like to live? I want to return to Gotham some day.
58. Do long distance relationships work? No idea.
59. Does your crush like you? I don't think so; maybe as a colleague.
60. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Back in Gotham.
61. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? No.
62. Does a kiss make your cuts feel better? Depends on who's kissing -- Ivy? NO.
63. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Not that I recall.
64. Can you cook? A little.
65. What shoe do you put on first, left or right? I try to switch it up, safer that way.
66. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? Yes, when I'm in a hurry.
67. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? No!
68. Have you ever thought about your death? Quite often, usually when it's staring me in the face.
69. Does the number of this question make you randy? Maybe some day. :)
70. Where do you put your towel after taking a shower? In the hamper.
71. What color is your shower curtain? It's clear.
72. Have you ever had stitches? Sometimes nightly when I'm on the job.
73. Are you straight? Errr........ I guess I'm bisexual.
74. Did you believe that girls have cooties? Everyone has all kinds of germs crawling all over them all the time.
75. Do you know how to use chop sticks? Yes, in many ways.
76. Can you finish the phrase, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” Spongebob Squarepants -- thanks to glasg0wsmile leaving it there for me ;D
78. Do you sometimes believe that guys have PMS? Of course not, though they do have a monthly hormone cycle just like women.
79. Who was the last person you couldn’t take your eyes off of? Joker.
80. Have you ever given money to a homeless person? I try to give them cards to shelters instead.
81. Have you ever run over an animal? A bird flew into me while I was on my motorcycle once D:
82. What is your favorite cereal? Lucky Charms
83. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? No... ugh.
84. Have you gotten a text today? Hopefully later.
85. Do you think it's right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? Sure, why not?
86. Where’s your favorite place to be? On my bike.
88. It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually? In the lab or working out.
89. Who are the last four people to send you a text message? There's only one person who texts me.
91. What are you listening to? Neighbor is still vacuuming.
92. Your Christmas list consists of? Huh... hmmm... I think last year I asked for a new helmet.
93. Your ex just asked you out and you say? I........ have no idea. I'd probably stare dumbly and ask them to repeat themselves.
94. You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first? The nearest bookstore.
95. You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? Previously mentioned nearby thrift store.
96. How do you feel about your hair? I don't really think about it. It's fine I guess?
97. What time do you wake up for school? Sometimes I wouldn't get home from fighting crime early enough to get any sleep before school. It varied a lot.
98. What movie is in your DVD player? None.
99. Last two numbers in your phone number? Not telling, sorry, too much of a security risk.
100. Who calls you by a nickname? Everyone, almost always. Sometimes Joker calls me a chastising "Timothy."
101. What side of the bed do you sleep on? My bed is narrow, it has no sides.
102. Do you like roller coasters? I don't really like circuses or carnivals or amusement parks or anything like that anymore.
103. Favorite T.V. show? Jeopardy.
104. Your last IM was from? legrotesque
105. Favorite Quote? "I'm the goddamn Batman."
106. When’s the next time you’ll kiss someone of the opposite sex? Who knows?
107. What do your pants look like? I'm in black track pants.
108. Are you tired? Physically, yes.
109. Do you have to pee? Not at the moment.
110. Would you kiss the cook of tonight's dinner? No (probably fast food again).
111. You're feeling peckish. Pig's foot on a stick with an ice cold beer or bean pie from 7 Eleven? Uh, no.
112. What are your plans for Saturday? The usual: build my files on LA 's criminals, workout, work on the bike, workout, hopefully go to Joker's.
117. The most excitement you had this week? Any time I'm at Joker's. It's usually painful but never dull.
118. What do you usually order at Taco Bell? Pina Colada drink.
119. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind? Yes, Batman made me as part of cultural training.
120. When was the last time you were up all night? Every night almost.
122. For which bands/singers/artists do you own the most CDs? I own a couple Queen CDs and that's about it.
123. Do you sleep with a fan on? Never, it's a security risk.
124. What’s the best thing about winter? Christmas with Bruce and Alfred, and if I'm lucky, Dick. :D
125. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? Not often, actually. Usually I just don't know what to say!
126. How many states have you been to? Almost all of them.
127. Are you currently planning a trip? Possibly.
128. Do you know what the quote, “What What (In the Butt)” is from? No.
129. Do you ever respond anonymously on any websites? Sometimes I ask anonymous questions on scientific journal websites.
130. Have you ever googled your name and found somebody? Lots of things come up for me, a lot of them not good D:
140. Who’s your number one? I'm not sure what this is asking. My inclination is to say Batman though.
141. Can you drive? Yes, I love my bike!
142. What makes you feel like you are young again? I'm still young!
143. Do you ever type “kik” or “;p’;” instead of “lol”? On purpose? No.
144. Do you know how to play chess? Yes, but I prefer Scrabble or Poker.
145. What’s on your mind right now? Wondering who the kid on security camera #3 is.
146. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve bought for someone? One time I bought Nightwing a rubber gun -- don't ask.
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I like all fast food I think :D
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Bruce owns this fantastic Italian place in Gotham, mmmmm! I love when he takes me there.
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? Hamburgers.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, tons of cheese.
What do you like to put on your toast? Margarine.
What is your favorite type of gum? I don't chew gum ever, but it would have to be sugar free.
What "something special" can you do, if anything, with your tongue? Nothing special I don't think.
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Picture of a sparrow.
How many televisions are in your house? 14.
How many video game consoles are in your house? 2.
Do you use a laptop or desktop? Both -- I have three desktops upstairs and use a laptop when I'm downstairs.
Cell phone or land line? I have both as well as an untraceable satellite phone connection.
Dress yourself or manservant? Myself.
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Do you like your smile? Sure, I guess so.
What’s your best feature? I get complimented on my eyes sometimes.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Shrapnel, bullets, knife tips, glass, clay shards, some screws, plastic shards...to name a few.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? I dunno, eyesight I guess.
When was the last time you had a cavity? I was 10 I think.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? Bench pressed a few hundred pounds.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Too many times to count.
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? No, it might affect my job.
Is love for real? Definitely.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I wouldn’t change it.
What color do you think looks best on you? Red.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Yes on several occasions, mostly toxic gases.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Too many times to count.
Has someone ever saved yours? Too many times to count.
DAREOLOGY
The answer to all of these is "no" being as money is not a factor in my life, really. However, I would probably do just about anything for charity. :)
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? I'm wearing track pants, they don't have pockets.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? I liked it.
Do you sit or stand in the shower? Why would you sit?? Stand, of course.
Could you live with roommates? Batman's kind of a roommate I guess? I like living with him.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? I bought one pair since coming to LA. I'm still not used to them, my toes feel violated.
Where were you born? Gotham
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Difficult question to answer... whenever Batman's on their bad side I guess.
What do you want to be when you grow up? What I'm doing now I guess.
LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to? In-person? Huh. Well. Nightwing, before I left for LA I guess.
Last person you called? Batman, though he didn't answer.
Person you kissed? Does on the cheek count? Joker.
When? A few months ago.
Would you kiss that person again? I'd rather like a proper kiss but I doubt that's in the works. :)
FAVORITOLOGY
Number? I like prime numbers.
Seasons? Gotham in the Fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? Everyone back home.
Mood? Tired.
Listening to? Sounds of the street outside.
Worrying about? Too many things to list, but the usual topics: Batman, Joker, Roulette, Nygma...
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? To the lab to check the security monitors.
What can you not wait to do? I really need to hit the showers.
What’s the last movie you saw? District 9
Do you smile often? Not really -- I don't know. More than Batman? Yes.
You just bought a house, what's one thing you'd make sure to put in it? A laboratory and security system.
Are you a friendly person? I think so yes, people seem to respond well to me.
Good, the first half is over, now have some more fun:
1. Where is the boy you like now? There are two I like, one is probably in his warehouse the other in his penthouse.
2. What were you doing Friday night? Working on my motorcycle I think.
3. Name something you did yesterday? Worked out.
4. Last person you text messaged? Joker.
5. Who was the last person to call you? Pizza place to confirm my order.
6. What are you doing right now? This, and watching my other computer run diagnostics.
7. Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to? Not telling, too secret.
8. What color are your eyes? Blue.
9. Are you allergic to anything? Not that I'm aware of.
10. Are you dating the last person you kissed? Dating isn't the right term.
11. Last place you ordered food from? Pizza place a few blocks away.
12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Joker.
13. What color is your hair? Black.
14. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? No, though I'm sure I did.
15. Would you agree with the sentence, "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica"? I think this is an "Office" reference? I'm a bit behind on my cultural references.
16. Who knows a secret or two about you? I have many secrets held by many people..
17. When was the last time you lied? Every time I make up stories about what I do for a living.
18. Do you like fire? No.
19. Did you have a nap today? No, but I likely will later, maybe after my shower.
20. What is your favorite drink? Soda!
21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats? Jeans, I don't own any sweats, but I do have several pairs of track pants.
25. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing now? Thrift store nearby.
26. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher? Sometimes in school I'd wonder what being a University Professor would be like.
28. Is anyone jealous of you? Probably, though it's embarrassing to say that. I do have access to lots of interesting things and people.
30. Have any regrets? Too many to list.
31. Where were you 1 hour ago? Working out.
32. Where were you 8 hours ago? Working out.
35. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend? Yes, I had a few girlfriends in high school.
37. Is cheating ever okay? This is a very difficult question. My short answer is "yes."
38. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? Mel, Joker's henchie.
39. What are you looking forward to? I'd be extremely happy if I got either a txt from Joker or a call from Batman.
41. Have you kissed anyone in the past week? No.
43. What are you listening to? Neighbor vacuuming.
45. Favorite Sports Team? Don't have one.
46. What song do you want played at your funeral? It's likely I won't get a funeral with my line of work. I don't want to think about it.
47. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Going over security footage.
48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "I wonder if Joker is going to txt me today?"
49. Who will you be with this Saturday night? Hopefully Joker. Unless Mr. Nygma wants to play Scrabble again :D
50. What woke you up this morning? I'm not on a schedule really, but I am usually up all night and sleep all day.
52. Is tomorrow going to be a good night? That depends on one person.
53. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? I wish.
55. How many myspace accounts do you have? None.
56. Do or did you like school? I loved school.
56. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Yes, and I have.
57. Where would you like to live? I want to return to Gotham some day.
58. Do long distance relationships work? No idea.
59. Does your crush like you? I don't think so; maybe as a colleague.
60. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Back in Gotham.
61. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? No.
62. Does a kiss make your cuts feel better? Depends on who's kissing -- Ivy? NO.
63. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Not that I recall.
64. Can you cook? A little.
65. What shoe do you put on first, left or right? I try to switch it up, safer that way.
66. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? Yes, when I'm in a hurry.
67. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? No!
68. Have you ever thought about your death? Quite often, usually when it's staring me in the face.
69. Does the number of this question make you randy? Maybe some day. :)
70. Where do you put your towel after taking a shower? In the hamper.
71. What color is your shower curtain? It's clear.
72. Have you ever had stitches? Sometimes nightly when I'm on the job.
73. Are you straight? Errr........ I guess I'm bisexual.
74. Did you believe that girls have cooties? Everyone has all kinds of germs crawling all over them all the time.
75. Do you know how to use chop sticks? Yes, in many ways.
76. Can you finish the phrase, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” Spongebob Squarepants -- thanks to glasg0wsmile leaving it there for me ;D
78. Do you sometimes believe that guys have PMS? Of course not, though they do have a monthly hormone cycle just like women.
79. Who was the last person you couldn’t take your eyes off of? Joker.
80. Have you ever given money to a homeless person? I try to give them cards to shelters instead.
81. Have you ever run over an animal? A bird flew into me while I was on my motorcycle once D:
82. What is your favorite cereal? Lucky Charms
83. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? No... ugh.
84. Have you gotten a text today? Hopefully later.
85. Do you think it's right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? Sure, why not?
86. Where’s your favorite place to be? On my bike.
88. It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually? In the lab or working out.
89. Who are the last four people to send you a text message? There's only one person who texts me.
91. What are you listening to? Neighbor is still vacuuming.
92. Your Christmas list consists of? Huh... hmmm... I think last year I asked for a new helmet.
93. Your ex just asked you out and you say? I........ have no idea. I'd probably stare dumbly and ask them to repeat themselves.
94. You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first? The nearest bookstore.
95. You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? Previously mentioned nearby thrift store.
96. How do you feel about your hair? I don't really think about it. It's fine I guess?
97. What time do you wake up for school? Sometimes I wouldn't get home from fighting crime early enough to get any sleep before school. It varied a lot.
98. What movie is in your DVD player? None.
99. Last two numbers in your phone number? Not telling, sorry, too much of a security risk.
100. Who calls you by a nickname? Everyone, almost always. Sometimes Joker calls me a chastising "Timothy."
101. What side of the bed do you sleep on? My bed is narrow, it has no sides.
102. Do you like roller coasters? I don't really like circuses or carnivals or amusement parks or anything like that anymore.
103. Favorite T.V. show? Jeopardy.
104. Your last IM was from? legrotesque
105. Favorite Quote? "I'm the goddamn Batman."
106. When’s the next time you’ll kiss someone of the opposite sex? Who knows?
107. What do your pants look like? I'm in black track pants.
108. Are you tired? Physically, yes.
109. Do you have to pee? Not at the moment.
110. Would you kiss the cook of tonight's dinner? No (probably fast food again).
111. You're feeling peckish. Pig's foot on a stick with an ice cold beer or bean pie from 7 Eleven? Uh, no.
112. What are your plans for Saturday? The usual: build my files on LA 's criminals, workout, work on the bike, workout, hopefully go to Joker's.
117. The most excitement you had this week? Any time I'm at Joker's. It's usually painful but never dull.
118. What do you usually order at Taco Bell? Pina Colada drink.
119. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind? Yes, Batman made me as part of cultural training.
120. When was the last time you were up all night? Every night almost.
122. For which bands/singers/artists do you own the most CDs? I own a couple Queen CDs and that's about it.
123. Do you sleep with a fan on? Never, it's a security risk.
124. What’s the best thing about winter? Christmas with Bruce and Alfred, and if I'm lucky, Dick. :D
125. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? Not often, actually. Usually I just don't know what to say!
126. How many states have you been to? Almost all of them.
127. Are you currently planning a trip? Possibly.
128. Do you know what the quote, “What What (In the Butt)” is from? No.
129. Do you ever respond anonymously on any websites? Sometimes I ask anonymous questions on scientific journal websites.
130. Have you ever googled your name and found somebody? Lots of things come up for me, a lot of them not good D:
140. Who’s your number one? I'm not sure what this is asking. My inclination is to say Batman though.
141. Can you drive? Yes, I love my bike!
142. What makes you feel like you are young again? I'm still young!
143. Do you ever type “kik” or “;p’;” instead of “lol”? On purpose? No.
144. Do you know how to play chess? Yes, but I prefer Scrabble or Poker.
145. What’s on your mind right now? Wondering who the kid on security camera #3 is.
146. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve bought for someone? One time I bought Nightwing a rubber gun -- don't ask.