Bill?-"Sorry, we are out of stock!"

[thebluesaint]

Subway:
One of those wonderously rare occassions when i give myself the liberty of eating Veg

Me: One Corn and peas, six inch
Green cap, green tee(GCGT): Sorry sir, we are out of corn and peas
Me: You have Veg Shammi?
GCGT: Sorry sir, we only have Veggie Delight and Aloo Patti
Me: Oh well, give me Chicken Teriyaki
GCGT: Choice(????) of bread sir
Me: Honey Oat
GCGT: Sorry sir, we only have Italian and Oregano
Me: Oh well, i'll have Oregano
GCGT: All Veggies?
Me: Yes, all except Black Olives
Watch with amazement as he lays out a neat layer of Black Olives
Me( Calm, composed): I said no Black Olives
GCGT: Oh!, Sorry sir ( removes them, rolls the Sub into the wrapper, place it on the tray, gives me a what next expression)
Me (Smiling wickedly.. the moment i've been waiting for!): Do you have the Bill atleast?

At KFC on a crowded Sunday Afternoon:
Red cap red tee (RCRT) with "I am student of Lickonomics" written on the back of the tee
RCRT: Goodafternoonsirmayitakeyourorder
Me: !Blank!
RCRT:Wahtwuduliketohave
Me: One Zinger Box
RCRT: wuduliketheburger wicheezorwithoucheez
Me(wishing i knew Russian):The NORMAL Zinger box
RCRT:thereyougosiryourbillamountis____
After paying,
RCRT:haveaniceday (Ya! right)