If a Blue Painter Pees Orange, does that make it Blorange?
So, one of the drugs turns my kidney juice really yellow orange. It looks exactly the same as the color I remember in the egg dying cups back at Easter time! While I was told to expect it, the transformation still causes me to pause and marvel at my ability to go wee-wee in full technicolor! Oh, if only I could have gotten something to pee blue... that would have been fitting.
On a side note of absolute irony, last night I began to read a book. This book was called *drum roll* A Clockwork ORANGE!!!
Could it be that those gods who govern books foretold of my urinary future, or could it simply be that I felt the need to read a work I had heard of often but never experienced? Who knows, but a mystery it shall remain!
On a side note of absolute irony, last night I began to read a book. This book was called *drum roll* A Clockwork ORANGE!!!
Could it be that those gods who govern books foretold of my urinary future, or could it simply be that I felt the need to read a work I had heard of often but never experienced? Who knows, but a mystery it shall remain!