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[theblubbening]

Stupid holidays. My mom didn't devote a single day in her life to me. I don't see why I should care about her any more than she cared about me.

Hey, Jeff? Um... you're not allergic to spider-birds, are you? If it's a problem, I can... get someone else for Theo to stay with. I'd rather not, if I can keep him.