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[thebloodyjuliet]

[What sounds like broken carnival music is playing faintly in the background and the camera shows a warehouse with boxes stacked here and there. The snap of a glove is heard above the music as Grell starts to hum along.]

Finally, we get a little chance to play, is it? FinallyAnd better yet, I've got a playmate this time - someone who isn't going

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[all_heart_sano]

Whatever you're planning, our heroes won't let you get away with it!

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[thebloodyjuliet]

[Grell is perched on the boxes now, filing at his nails even though he's wearing gloves]

Heroes, schmeros. You all have nothing on my darling Will. Try and stop us if you can, Mr. Reportress.

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[all_heart_sano]

[blushing and awkward, tugging at the sleeve of his skirt-suit]

P...please don't call me that. I didn't ask to be dressed up like this, but I can't find my old clothes or any men's clothes at all that people aren't wearing, and I'd borrow something from my friends but all the men I know a-are a lot smaller than me, so...

Wait, that's not the point! The point is, they'll stop you. I have faith in them.

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[thebloodyjuliet]

[Pointing the file at the camera]

You really don't pull that look off well at all. I mean, come on - I could dress you up better than that! They should have let me coordinate or something!

[an exasperated sigh and he tosses the file over his shoulder]

Oh well! Too bad. So sad. And no - they really won't. They're all too busy writing pretty letters in the sky and being stuck in their own lairs.

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[all_heart_sano]

I don't think it would help too much, I'm not built for--

Ah, it's not important! Anyway, I don't see you doing anything yet, either...And I'm sure he'll get out of his lair just fine.

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[thebloodyjuliet]

Just needs a little flair and a woman's touch. Good thing I have both.

[Grell stands up and does a flip off the boxes, landing easily on his feet]

You want us to do something? Well, we're never one to disappoint the audience. Showtime, showtime, all in lights~!

[he spins and rips his chainsaw out from nowhere again, grinning like a madman as he revs it up] Ready for your closeup?

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[ofthestrings]

Stop right there!

[campy bgm plays, sparkles and shit. Kazuki pauses, looking slightly indignant]

...I won't let you hurt my friends!

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[thebloodyjuliet]

[He's just staring at the screen for a moment, and then be bursts out laughing, doubled over]

Oh Lord, I needed that! A good laugh before it all be--[he can't stop laughing and after a minute, he finally calms down]

Well, kitten, you here to fight evil and be a goody-two-shoes? I'll be sure to pass your message along to Mr. S. He loves a good laugh, too.

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[ofthestrings]

[He makes a frustrated noise and stomps one red go-go booted foot adorably indignantly]

Don't laugh at me! I'm serious here!

[He's also posing... shit, when did that happen?]

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[thebloodyjuliet]

[He hefts his chainsaw and rests it on his shoulder, grinning at the screen]

And so am I, Kitty. You and the other skirted wonders are going to be lovely canon fodder.

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[ofthestrings]

Don't underestimate me!

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[thebloodyjuliet]

Ooh~! Kitty has claws! [cackling as he saunters away from the camera and off screen]