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[theblindbadass]

[There's a barefoot girl standing out on the lawn of 1336 Benny Road. She's stomping her feet on the ground and looking incredibly frustrated.]

Okay.

Somebody explain what's going on right now.

...You guys? Are you here?

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[kol_shevik]

[Why are there so many little girls in this town.]

Comrade will have to be more specific than that. And say please.

[theblindbadass]

Please tell me what's going on before I really lose my temper!

So far, all I've heard is that it's impossible to leave. But that just shows you guys have no idea who you're dealing with.

[kol_shevik]

Is teeny-tiny Mayfield town. Little comrade can try to leave if wants, but won't be going anywhere fast. Just end up in circles.

And is easy -- we are dealing with decadence and slovenly underbelly of Capitalist pig sty.

[theblindbadass]

I've never heard of it. How far are we from Ba Sing Se?

[kol_shevik]

Have never heard of. ...Is in China's house? That is long way. This is America's house.

[theblindbadass]

Haven't heard of either of those guys. But if you don't know Ba Sing Se, this must be far.

Except I was just there.

[kol_shevik]

Is funny how that works, isn't it, comrade?

[He drops to a conspiratorial whisper.]

Russia thinks has to do with mind control. Don't let yourself be taken in by Capitalist lies. ...But might be too late for little comrade. Expression is very blank.

[theblindbadass]

I won't be taken in by any lies, and my mind definitely can't be controlled! And my expression's none of your beeswax!

[kol_shevik]

Russia does not see what blank stare has to do with buzzing insect, comrade.

[theblindbadass]

Russia's an idiot, isn't he? Can't even tell when someone's blind.

[kol_shevik]

[No comment.

He simply very slowly

very very slowly

reaches out allllllmoooost poke Toph right between the eyes.

Fascinating.]

[theblindbadass]

I know your hand is there.

[kol_shevik]

[Have a headpat and a giggle instead because you are small and funny and tormenting the children is how Russia makes it through the day.]

Why is child wearing no shoes?

[theblindbadass]

They didn't match my dress.

[kol_shevik]

Да. Must be hard to match dress with poodle in the way.

[theblindbadass]

Poodle?