Fanfic: Heroes, My Name Is- (Wut?).

[kaiyote]

My Name Is- (Wut?)
Fandom: Heroes
Character: Sylar
Rating: PG-13. Or so.
Spoilers: Up to 312.
Warnings: SHORT! CRACK!
Disclaimer: I don't own Heroes.


"My name is Sylar."

*tingle*

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

"My name is Sylar."

*tingle*

"My name is Sylar!"

*TINGLE*

What.

The fuck.

"My. Name. Is. Sylar."

*tiiiingle*

"MY FUCKING NAME IS SYLAR!"

*TINGLE* *TINGLE* *TINGLE*

...

"My name is... Gabriel?"

...

*nothing*

...

"My name is Sylar?"

*TINGLE*

Stupid lie detector power...