While not going to sleep, I saw a special about hot sauces which mentioned Magma hot sauce. So, I put Google to work, and it gave me
This web site, which links the hottest sauces in the world.
You know, I like spicy food, but I think at this point it's actually gone a bit beyond sane. The existence of collectible hot sauces is fascinating, though. I could try the Chocolate Habanero sauce, but otherwise I think I'll leave my GI system well enough alone.