Star Wars: well, that was good.
Star Wars rocked. On toast. I don't care what anyone says. People are too fricking critical sometimes.
Slow points, yes. Romance subplot, kind of plodding.
But it ends WITH A GIANT JEDI BATTLE. You hear me? You listening, bitches? A GIANT JEDI BATTLE. Lots of Jedi vs lots of robots, with clones on the Jedi's side.
And then Yoda pops open a can of whup-ass on Darth Tyrannus. Hell, he just opens this two four and shakes it all down his throat.
Jedi are just cool. You hear me? JEDI ARE FUCKING COOL. And this movie, my friends... It has a LOT of Jedi. Lots. Oooooodles. When I get it on DVD, I'm going to watch the last 45 minutes or so until I die. I will run it over and over giggling and slowly dying of dehydration.
And Obi Wan does some kung fu on Jango Fett. Man.
There was even a Matrix trailer before it.
How could it have been more perfect? More Jar Jar. Yeaaahhh.
I had a big ass gyros tonight. I'm stuffed like a Turk.
Slow points, yes. Romance subplot, kind of plodding.
But it ends WITH A GIANT JEDI BATTLE. You hear me? You listening, bitches? A GIANT JEDI BATTLE. Lots of Jedi vs lots of robots, with clones on the Jedi's side.
And then Yoda pops open a can of whup-ass on Darth Tyrannus. Hell, he just opens this two four and shakes it all down his throat.
Jedi are just cool. You hear me? JEDI ARE FUCKING COOL. And this movie, my friends... It has a LOT of Jedi. Lots. Oooooodles. When I get it on DVD, I'm going to watch the last 45 minutes or so until I die. I will run it over and over giggling and slowly dying of dehydration.
And Obi Wan does some kung fu on Jango Fett. Man.
There was even a Matrix trailer before it.
How could it have been more perfect? More Jar Jar. Yeaaahhh.
I had a big ass gyros tonight. I'm stuffed like a Turk.