if i could give this past week a name it would probably be larry david ;)
& gotta love that sour diesel
saturday @ crannel [3-11-06 8:30pm]
st.patties day is gunna be funnnnnnnn
i love jaime barb jess the o e and the millenium falcon
aaand cos i'm especially bored i think i'll do this
1. Who are you? victoria!
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? i'm wild; im a lovaaaaaaaa; i love you
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? getting tanked
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). i hate alllll my classes!
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? dont go cray
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? happy. with my baby. maybe in college. who knowssss.
7. What stage of life are you in right now? just a regular one.. don't really know where i'm goin but i like where i am.
8. Are you more child-like or childish? child-like
9. What is the last thing you said out loud? thats weird
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? jack me off
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? yeaa
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? it does flips
13. Does time really heal all wounds? no
14. How do you handle a rainy day? dance!!!
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? tangles lights.. aint gunna lose my precious goods
16. How is your relationship with your parents? good.
Will you miss them when they are gone? very much
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? most of the time
18. What is the truest thing that you know? if you jump you'll come back down
19. What did you want to be when you grew up? i went through everythinggggg
20. Have you ever been given a second chance? millions of them
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? i think im a giver
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? always
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? kidney stone
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? echgjsiuth
25. Who have you hugged today? jaime and barb
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? jaime and barb
27. Do you have a lot to learn? always will
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? move my thumbs in two different directions cos that is just impossible.. breath underwater and fly
A men
B alooga
C owfish
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? how they make me feel
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? trust fun love and good sex.
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? walk the red carpet.. go in space.. get married
A oompa
B loompa
C fuck
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
what?
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? human equality
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: flappasss
30's: my grama
40's: ray charles
50's: poodle skirts
60's: ball radios
70's: station wagons
80's: teddy ruxpin
90's: my achy breaky heart
2000 (so far): y2k?
2010's:
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 50s.. i dont know why.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? i cant stop loving you- ray charles or hotel california.. shit no wait summer wind
37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? america, bush
If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? how many times has your pee split in half?
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? nick at nighttt
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? that evil leprechan guy in luck of the irish
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? yea
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? a cruise
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? thats so stupid its never black
43. What does your name mean? it means my mom was high when she named me
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? oh shit i cant pick oneee
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: bud
Meat: loaf
Different: strokes
Pink: cadilac
Deserve: wallace
White: mans burden
Elvis: pelcis
Magic: mirror
Heart: to fart
Clash: and splash
Pulp: fiction
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? ghandi
47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? osama bin laden
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? forest gump
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? jaime (i agree jess)
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? i save lives everyday by just being so beautiful
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: a jello like substance
Ambytime: the time that the ambulance arrives at an accident
Asscactus: when the anus becomes sharp with fingerlike projections and leaks a watery substance
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? a steam roller
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? play kitchen
54. How many TV’s are in your house? 4
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? go to the beach and play football
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? cute
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? kinda yea
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? nope
59. What is your idea of paradise? happiness
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? idk
61. Do you believe in Hell? no
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? lived in my house
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? idk
64. Are you a patient person? eh no
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? grandparents day
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? chanuka wtf is that shit
67. What's the best joke you ever heard? is that a lolly pop in ur pants or are you jsut happy to see me? -patrick maloney
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? maybe wildwood.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed? dyed
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? atleast one person knows each of my secrets
71. What is under your bed right now? junk and a piano
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? definatly go home
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? no
74. What is the world's best song to dance to? chicken dance
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? dont remember
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? warner i think
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? elephants!
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? i think
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? what a stupid question
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? not hvae my period ever again
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? equator
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? tvv
84. What do you think makes someone a hero? doing good for someone other than themselves
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? family guy
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: blood
87. What was the last thing you paid for? a drink
88. Are you a coupon clipper? no wayyyy
89. Get anything good in the mail recently? never
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? sailinggg
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? yes
92. What insects are you afraid of? mosquitos and tics.. thats it
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? fuck you motha fuckaaa -j o k
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? nothing!
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? omg thats so tough.. everything
96. What are your parents interested in? ha!
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? of course
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? well... kinda
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? both in their own way
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? ummmm
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? jaime phone and blanket