Nov 08, 2005 23:26
"I'm a British black man...that's what sets me apart!"
"In merry old England, football is soccer...that's what sets us apart!"
"Do you ever wonder what fish think about? Like, 'Gee, I wish I had legs' or 'Gee, I wish...I knew more about Martin Luther King'"
"Don't you wish your name was 'John Glad-en'? I'm sure glad my name isn't 'Ellen De-selfsh!'
"You have Downs Syndrome!"
"So? Everybody knows that, that's no surprise! Besides- in Australia Downs Syndrome means smart!"