School stuff. Bascially posting to remind myself of shit.
I have a major report to do in Literature class. Mind you it is an American Lit class. My first choice was "All quiet on the Western Front" Then realized (not too long after thank god) That Eric Maria Remarque may in fact NOT be American. Also the whole being born in Germany thing. So that blew that choice out of the water. Then some dirty fucking white trash bitch took my other book. Catch-22 by Joesph Heller. BITCH. I still want a wall sized poster of sweden just so I can write Yossarian lives on it. I think like 5 people would understand it. I am such a literary dork. The people that would understand it are much too important and pretencious to laugh at the silliness of it all. Oh well. Anyway so I am thinking of either "Of mice and Men" by Steinbeck (why yes people HAVE said I was lenny before. I snapped their twiggy necks. Then I commited suicide with the audence of a giant imaginary rabbit) Or "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest" by Ken Kesey. I am pretty sure I shall to the former, I haven't the slighest Idea if Mr. Kesey is American or not. I do know that the book is wonderful. I would like to now present my loving audence of one (me, by this time anyone who has a slight and remote intrest in me has already begun to skim the post, totally ignoring the poor grammer (HURRAY) poor inside jokes (I made them up with myself. It was like mental masterbation I gain alot from it but lose precious live giving fluids in the process, mostly seman, why jizzium from mental masterbation I'll never know) with the wonderfully witty ultra-concise book review.
Nurse Ratched
I destroy my patients psychologically so I can have power and control.
Randall P. McMurphy
But freedom and happiness are good things.
Nurse Ratched
Lobotomy time for you, buster.
(McMurphy DIES but inspires HOPE so OTHERS may LIVE.)
THE END
Okay not really the end, but I laughed and that makes it worth it.
FYI I love Heather.
I also have much reading to do for my lit class, as well as typing a composer report, and a concert report for Music class. That class is a waste of my time, but it makes me feel smart dangeriously inflating my ego. Now I am only just on the cusp of suicide. one day i will rule you all wiht a iron fist. English shall be re-written so that my poor grammer skills will be correct. Texas will become a giant lake, or becasue it touces the ocean it shall become a big port area. For criminals. Even Jay-walking. I have an essay well three sepreate essays to write in History. All on nationalism. Interesting topic. I suggest everyone read a copy of "Nationalism: its effect on the world" Its an easy read with essays in the back furhter exploring the subject in small and limited time frames, with its impact understudied. I honestly believe that no one has read up to this point. I forgot to tell you that this post will be the first thing to weed out people. The world is over-crowded and we must eliminated billions of people. I hate Tom Clancy, what a fucking hack. I may not be a good writer, but I sure know a bad one when I see it. I hat when people use the argument "Well it isn't like you can do better" No, I may not be able to tell a story as well as Tom Clancy, or lay a road better than a road worker, but when their work is shitty, just becasue I don't have the techincal or mental skills to do that work at their level does not mean that I cannot, or don't have a right to point it out. Fuck you if you have ever used that argument. Seriously. Fuck you if you have ever used that in a serious argument just becasue you were too stupid/lazy/tired to continue debating the merits of someone's or your work. Normally I say fuck you in a very generalized manner as simply a joke. Something that people could take offense to if they so wished, this time I really mean it. that is such a bullshit childish stand to take. Now let me clarify a bit. I have taken chilish and bullshit stand in arguments before. I am not excluded from this. Although I have never used that particular argument before, I am being partcullary harsh with myself, becasue anyone who might have read this is someone whom I care about (except patrica. I find her interesting but still a bible thumping biker dyke, I also think she need to let go of her parents hem's but that is neither here nor there, its some where over yonder. I like you patrica I wouldn't critize you in such a public fashion where i know you could find it if I didn't. Take offense all you want, but it wasn't meant). heather just called and my brain in now addled. On a happier note my dad gave me a picture (autographed) and a personalized letter (to someone else) of Generalissmo Bush and his concubine Laura. Its all rahter funny in a sort of sad way. My brain is acting funny. I would find the whole thing generally funny if I were on drugs. In fact someone out there in internet land read this whilst in the throws of high-dom....(vic I'm looking at you) and respond. Tell me if it makes any sience at all.
Nurse Ratched
I destroy my patients psychologically so I can have power and control.
Randall P. McMurphy
But freedom and happiness are good things.
Nurse Ratched
Lobotomy time for you, buster.
(McMurphy DIES but inspires HOPE so OTHERS may LIVE.)
THE END
Okay not really the end, but I laughed and that makes it worth it.
FYI I love Heather.
I also have much reading to do for my lit class, as well as typing a composer report, and a concert report for Music class. That class is a waste of my time, but it makes me feel smart dangeriously inflating my ego. Now I am only just on the cusp of suicide. one day i will rule you all wiht a iron fist. English shall be re-written so that my poor grammer skills will be correct. Texas will become a giant lake, or becasue it touces the ocean it shall become a big port area. For criminals. Even Jay-walking. I have an essay well three sepreate essays to write in History. All on nationalism. Interesting topic. I suggest everyone read a copy of "Nationalism: its effect on the world" Its an easy read with essays in the back furhter exploring the subject in small and limited time frames, with its impact understudied. I honestly believe that no one has read up to this point. I forgot to tell you that this post will be the first thing to weed out people. The world is over-crowded and we must eliminated billions of people. I hate Tom Clancy, what a fucking hack. I may not be a good writer, but I sure know a bad one when I see it. I hat when people use the argument "Well it isn't like you can do better" No, I may not be able to tell a story as well as Tom Clancy, or lay a road better than a road worker, but when their work is shitty, just becasue I don't have the techincal or mental skills to do that work at their level does not mean that I cannot, or don't have a right to point it out. Fuck you if you have ever used that argument. Seriously. Fuck you if you have ever used that in a serious argument just becasue you were too stupid/lazy/tired to continue debating the merits of someone's or your work. Normally I say fuck you in a very generalized manner as simply a joke. Something that people could take offense to if they so wished, this time I really mean it. that is such a bullshit childish stand to take. Now let me clarify a bit. I have taken chilish and bullshit stand in arguments before. I am not excluded from this. Although I have never used that particular argument before, I am being partcullary harsh with myself, becasue anyone who might have read this is someone whom I care about (except patrica. I find her interesting but still a bible thumping biker dyke, I also think she need to let go of her parents hem's but that is neither here nor there, its some where over yonder. I like you patrica I wouldn't critize you in such a public fashion where i know you could find it if I didn't. Take offense all you want, but it wasn't meant). heather just called and my brain in now addled. On a happier note my dad gave me a picture (autographed) and a personalized letter (to someone else) of Generalissmo Bush and his concubine Laura. Its all rahter funny in a sort of sad way. My brain is acting funny. I would find the whole thing generally funny if I were on drugs. In fact someone out there in internet land read this whilst in the throws of high-dom....(vic I'm looking at you) and respond. Tell me if it makes any sience at all.