False Alarm
So tonight...Was Quarter Mania at Alley Katz.
And tonight may have been the last one ever...
The night starts off great...Meet up with the gang at Alley Katz...Get some beer and get primed up for some hardcore bowling.
In our lane we had...Ozzie, D-List, Shari and myself...In the other one it was Tony, Trevor, Regina and Jenny.
First game...Jenny wins over Trevor and Tony...She has some skills in bowling my friends...Want a challenge?...Play her...She'll kill you...And I'll laugh.
It took me a bit to get my bowl stroke down, but I got going after the first game...But pretty much everyone was having a blast and then things got better.
A few lanes down there were some guys and they we tossing the balls like assholes...Not even really playing...Just being assholes throwing the balls super high in the air with crazy ass spin.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
So we're having a good time and then we hear...
SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony, Trevor, Ozzie, Shari, D-List, Regina, Ozzie and I ::Look left::
Ever seen a fire sprinkler go off?...See how it spreads out almost in a mist way...Well not this time.
Imagine if you will (Thank you Twilight Zone)...A lone blower standing there with a tongue gaping stare...His arm raised as if he just followed through with a bowl and the lane 9 sprinkler head gushing gallons upon gallons of Gainesville city water like a Super Soaker 3000XJ1 (I just made that up)straight and powerfully hard on lanes 8, 9 and 10...Fire alarm goes off...Alley Katz workers all freaking out and pissed off, because what does the college youth do?
We continue bowling...Drinking...We point and laugh...Take pictures of a gushing fire sprinkler and the fucked kid that has to pay for everything...SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
So that's it...We may have gone to the last Quarter Mania for a long time or ever...Who knows?...But fuck, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...What a false alarm!
Thank you Tony, Regina, D-List, Shari, Trevor, Ozzie and Bub for the greeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaatests Quarter Mania ever...And thank you Alley Katz for the free games of bowling.
Fuck it Donny...Lets go bowling,
Anthony
And tonight may have been the last one ever...
The night starts off great...Meet up with the gang at Alley Katz...Get some beer and get primed up for some hardcore bowling.
In our lane we had...Ozzie, D-List, Shari and myself...In the other one it was Tony, Trevor, Regina and Jenny.
First game...Jenny wins over Trevor and Tony...She has some skills in bowling my friends...Want a challenge?...Play her...She'll kill you...And I'll laugh.
It took me a bit to get my bowl stroke down, but I got going after the first game...But pretty much everyone was having a blast and then things got better.
A few lanes down there were some guys and they we tossing the balls like assholes...Not even really playing...Just being assholes throwing the balls super high in the air with crazy ass spin.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
So we're having a good time and then we hear...
SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tony, Trevor, Ozzie, Shari, D-List, Regina, Ozzie and I ::Look left::
Ever seen a fire sprinkler go off?...See how it spreads out almost in a mist way...Well not this time.
Imagine if you will (Thank you Twilight Zone)...A lone blower standing there with a tongue gaping stare...His arm raised as if he just followed through with a bowl and the lane 9 sprinkler head gushing gallons upon gallons of Gainesville city water like a Super Soaker 3000XJ1 (I just made that up)straight and powerfully hard on lanes 8, 9 and 10...Fire alarm goes off...Alley Katz workers all freaking out and pissed off, because what does the college youth do?
We continue bowling...Drinking...We point and laugh...Take pictures of a gushing fire sprinkler and the fucked kid that has to pay for everything...SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
So that's it...We may have gone to the last Quarter Mania for a long time or ever...Who knows?...But fuck, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...What a false alarm!
Thank you Tony, Regina, D-List, Shari, Trevor, Ozzie and Bub for the greeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaatests Quarter Mania ever...And thank you Alley Katz for the free games of bowling.
Fuck it Donny...Lets go bowling,
Anthony