Bathroom Mishaps, Part 1
Leon was feeling quite nervous. He found himself in the bathroom of the famous restaurant Rego Park, where he left his date, Ashley, sitting in a booth by the window. Poor Leon hadn't been on a date in about two months, and his last date ended very badly when she had a "Gas Attack" to the dinner he made her. Good thing he always had some Imodium AD around the apartment. But he knew he had to get back out there and continue his date with Ashley, so far the date had been going great.
They joked about how they first met at the beach, when a overthrown frisbe was screaming right at Ashley's face. With reflexes of a small type cat, Leon dove and caught the rogue frissbe; saving Ashley from certain doom. Ashley thanked him and they went to go get some drinks at the tiki bar. He impressed her with his Dane Cook jokes, which she pretended not to know. And they each shared with each other their love for board games. After a few drinks and a long afternoon of getting to better know each other, they exchanged numbers and set a date for next friday at Rego Park.
Leon was sweating. He needed to cool down. "I think I'll wash my face." he thought. Working the soap into a good lather like a doctor going into an operation Leon brought his hands to his face and made a deadly mistake. As the soap was inches from his face, Leon took a big breath and brought in soapy goodness to his throat and lungs. "GAK ACK UGH!", Leon said in a choked voice. "My fucking throat, I can't speak now.", Leon thought as he was spitting up the soapy Anti-Bacterical Country Fresh hand cleaner. He had no choice but to return to his date.
Ok I dont know why I started writing this but I guess I'll have more later...It's just that this happened to me today...I was washing my face, I had the soap lather all good in my hands...And I freaking took a deep breath and all the soap went to my throat and it sucked huge...Man it hurt...I figured there has been many bathroom mishaps in the history of bathrooms...Like falling out of the shower when your so tired in the morning that you cant stand...See, junk like that...Anyways, I'm out of here.
GAK ACK UGH,
Anthony