meatus at the park
I tell you what: Quaker Maple and Brown Sugar Oatmeal is the hoi polloi. I was so pleased to find a box in the cereal aisle of my local Baker's this evening that I very nearly shouted, "It's a fucking classic!" into the cauliflower ear of a nearby geriatric. I am quite serious about that particular outburst. It almost happened. I'm not sure why I was so excited; it's the most omnipresent oatmeal flavor there is. Perhaps because I'd just gone on a jog and was feeling particularly aroused at the time. Well, you know what I mean.