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[thebigqtip]

I have tentatively broken things off with Murray. I informed him that having to write about one more aluminum beach chair would probably do me in. I am currently on some sort of Ricky Williams probationary hiatus while the league of internet furniture racketeers waits for me to recuperate from my flake-out. It is possible that I will change my

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[devadasi86]

You should move to KC.

[thebigqtip]

I refuse to live in a city with a chronically sub-.500 baseball team.

[devadasi86]

I don't even know what that means!!

[thebigqtip]

It means: looooooooooooooooserrrrrs!

[captainkatie]

Not this year! We have everybody's all-stars from 10 years ago, so we should be good to go!

[thebigqtip]

I should give you guys some credit. You do have Reggie Sanders. If I were to simulate this season in Tony LaRussa Baseball '94, the Royals would probably make it at least as far as the ALCS, where they would face Jeff Cirillo and the upstart Milwaukee Brewers.

[jerichohol18]

Keith, stop watching baseball until they get their shit together...it's more of a waste of time than Trent's homemade bomb. On that note I suppose Trent's homemade bomb was not a waste of time. But I maintain...MLB=SUX. Also move somewhere absurd like Mississippi or Oregon. Or Finland.

[thebigqtip]

I will move to SLC and join the thriving straightedge polygamist punk movement. While there, I expect to take in a few Real games.

[devadasi86]

Rithu + baseball stats = big discombobulation

[thebigqtip]

Discombobulathu.

[devadasi86]

That is sweet, and they could call me "Combo" for short.