My speciality is unemployment....

[thebigjc]

I hate looking for jobs. It always seems so uncapable of happening but then I look around and see some funky ass people havin a job and I think," If they can get a job, so can I" So that is where I am left. I am just going to be professionally unemployed. Either that or I want to try and find a way to see how many bananas an elephant can eat. I would be happy with either one. I am not sure if I would make money off of the banana thing though. Unless I get into the Guiness Book of World records, that would be totally rad.

Off to make my resume....