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Nov 02, 2008 16:39

Character: Kurita Ryokan
Series: Eyeshield 21
Character Age: 17
Canon: Kobayakawa Sena grew up as a running boy doing favors for bullies to avoid getting beat up. Instead, he runs around as the mysterious Eyeshield 21, trying not to get beat up by opponents on the football field. Good thing he's really fast. This is the story of the Deimon Devil Bats, the little football team that could.

Sena's first introduction to football is when he meets Kurita Ryokan, who becomes Sena's first friend after joining the school. Kurita is a kind upperclassman with a love and enthusiasm for football that cannot be beat. Kurita goes out of his way to be helpful to others and hopes that others return the favor (by JOINING THE DEVIL BATS PLEASE) but doesn't hold grudges if they don't, which is often (he's also incredibly gullible). On the field, the normally timid Kurita gets fired up and is a feared opponent with good reason. Kurita's personality might be cuddly like a teddybear, but he literally has the strength of a bear.

Sample Post:

Good morning everyone! My name is Kurita Ryokan. I play center position in the Deimon Devil Bats team! Thank you for coming to this recruitment session! I was expecting a little more people to show up. I was afraid that 500 cream puffs wouldn't be enough, so I doubled the amount. Not that I'm not grateful that you came. Not at all! This is great! We will just finish these all together! How many can you each eat? Is 60 each enough for you? Okay, we'll eat them later! That can be your motivation to finish.

First, what do you know about football? Have you seen a huddle before? It's when the team crowds together to discuss their next plays. You have? Hmm, I've never heard of a huddle being called a 'man sandwich' before! But now that I think about it, the players would be the bread and the game plans are the filling. You can't have one without the other or else it's not really a sandwich at all! ...I would really like a sandwich right now. Or some cake. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else than here teaching you football, but cake would be nice... Aaah, I should have brought 40 cakes as well. That's terrible. If I don't treat the recruits well, they might not come back.

Anyway, we don't need to do a huddle right now. Oh no, they look so disappointed. We can try some line practice since that's the position that I play! The important part of being a linesman is strength, so everyone pair up and push against each other! Try to knock the other person over. No, not groping, that's not effective at all, unless the other person is ticklish. I'm going to demonstrate with Blargh-kun. Now... ready?


THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!

Aaaah! I'm so sorry, Blargh-kun! I-I must've pulled instead of pushed so hard that I dislocated your shoulder. I-It even looks like your arm is coming off. Are you all right? Let's get you off to the hospital right away. Everyone else, please stay here! I'll take Blargh-kun to the hospital first and then I'll come back to show you some more line techniques. P-Please don't go! Accidents can happen and injuries are sometimes a part of football. And Blargh-kun will be all right in a month or two. Hopefully!

... Does this mean you won't join the Devil Bats?

Voting went here. O-omg 98.2% what.
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