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JUST SOME STANDUP I HEARD
you all heard of sesame street right? well lemme tell u something, it is a horrible, rotten place. it teaches kids how to be drug addicted, womanizing, judgemental people. they got a crackhead elephant and he just goes around tellin big bird( the fuckin 6 foot pidgeon) "hey bird...i need some smack"
thats why they call him "snuffy", lol. and theres also a lil green homeless dude, i think his name is oscar the grouch. them lil kids be buggin him all the time. they be all "oscar y u so grouchy?" and he gets mad and screams "cuz i live in a fuckin trash can thats why the fuck im so grouchy!" or they ask "oscar y u smell so bad" and he screams "cuz i live in a fuckin trash can thats why the fuck i smell so bad!" and did u know the got a pimp on there!yea a real live pimp. they call him the count, but i kno he's a pimp. hes all "wheres my money bitch? how many times do i got to slap u before i get it?! 1 slap, 2 slaps..." and his ho sez "ok ok, i get it! and the count goes "2 slaps ah ah ah ah ah!
so the lesson is folks, that even if sum1 did tell u how to get to sesame street, keep in mind its a dreadful place.
Artist: Maroon 5
Album: Songs About Jane
Title: She will Be loved
Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved
Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore
It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved
I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls