Never trust robots
Who wins the longest time between updates? Me baby! Thus, bullets.
* I crashed my car, it sucked. Now it's totalled and I am once again a bike only guy.
* In related news, I'm buying a brand new Honda Fit! SOOO hot.
* I just made a close to perfect banana bread. Mmm...
* Gashed my head open, went to the hospital, and got 12 staples. Lifetime major head injury count: 6.
* Why is it 9:30 and I feel like it should be at least noon? Frigging Starbucks.
* My garden is going crazy. I'm growing way more than last year. I still hate weeding.
* Ollie is a year and a half this week! What?
* I'm pissed I stayed up to watch the Red Sox lose in 13 innings last night, but happy they're up by 11 games.
* I seem to have taken my disc golf game to a whole new level.
* I got a gig for the summer! I'll be singing in the ensemble of Tales of Offenbach, August 1, 3 & 5, Tsai Center @ BU, www.bostonmidsummeropera.org
* I'll also be returning to BLO next season for La boheme and L'elisir d'amore. www.blo.org
* I went to the best wedding last weekend! Yay for Kate & Bill!
* Has anyone seen my camera?
* I feel like the entire month of July has been nothing but parties in RI. It's a good feeling.
* Devan is a farm superstar this summer. My girl is one damn hard worker, let me tell you. Year of the Produce!
* I need to do dishes.