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[thebestnation]

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Well, I slept well! Now time to-wait…what the hell?! Where is this?

That’s not…no. That’s definitely not me. It can’t be. I don’t have children! OR A HUSBAND!

[Public]

ALRIGHT! WHO’S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS!? I know someone had to have come up with it, or I wouldn't be here!

Ha Ha its so funny. Really now, the jokes over. I mean

Comments

[bipolarhellion]

Way to be captain obvious, missy.

[thebestnation]

Was it you!?

[bipolarhellion]

Yep, it was me.

1/fffff

[thebestnation]

[thebestnation]

[thebestnation]

Done

[thebestnation]

So you're a terrorist!

[bipolarhellion]

Depends on how you look at my line of work.

[thebestnation]

Well, kidnapping a country and trapping it who knows where, makes it seem like you're a terrorist to me!

[bipolarhellion]

How the fuck would one person "kidnap" a country?

[thebestnation]

I don't know! You tell me!

[bipolarhellion]

Look, you loud-ass brat, I was fucking with you for shits and giggles. I didn't bring you here. Kidnapping isn't in my forte, anyway.

I'm an assassin, not a petty thief.

[thebestnation]

An assasin?

[...]

Who're you assassinating?

[bipolarhellion]

No one at the moment. I can't find my boss, so I don't have a contract. I don't know anything about this place except it's called Mayfield. I just woke up here.

[thebestnation]

...So you're one of the people who's stuck here too?

[bipolarhellion]

Unfortunately. Seemse like everyone who's not smiling constantly is.