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[thebestnation]

[YOU.

YES, YOU. You are now the new recipient of this wonderful piece of poster. OH, YES. You see, Bri and Meriken are out and about, handing them out. Why, you ask? Well, to get rid of all the terrorists in town, of course.

And by terrorists, we mean cats. Speaking of cats, Meriken's hauling one around with her--on a leash, of course. Though...it

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[lotuslife]

What.

[STARING AT IT]

meriken-mun went to sleep, so im taking over

[tartswithtea]

((The cat looks relatively displeased, and is trying to take it off. Bri-tan refastens the outfit.))

Excuse me, dear? Do you mind signing this?

okayyy

[lotuslife]

I refuse.

[tartswithtea]

Excuse me? It's a perfectly reasonable request! It's not as though I'm putting it out of house and home!

[lotuslife]

That's my brother's cat, isn't it?

[tartswithtea]

Is your brother China?

[lotuslife]

For almost three thousand unfortunate years.

I am Vietnam.

[tartswithtea]

The cat is not China's. ((offers the clipboard again with a smile. If it means an extra signature, she will stoop to this level.))

[lotuslife]

What a shame. If it were, I would sign to ensure his unhappiness.

[tartswithtea]

Did I saw it weren't? Excuse me, there must have been a mis-communication! My old mind is slipping me! In any case, do you mind signing? It requires nothing more than that, I assure you.

[lotuslife]

But now you're just being confusing.

[tartswithtea]

Is you signature so hard to write?