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[thebestnation]

[YOU.

YES, YOU. You are now the new recipient of this wonderful piece of poster. OH, YES. You see, Bri and Meriken are out and about, handing them out. Why, you ask? Well, to get rid of all the terrorists in town, of course.

And by terrorists, we mean cats. Speaking of cats, Meriken's hauling one around with her--on a leash, of course. Though...it

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[numanstan]

[just

doesn't even know anymore]

... What're y'doin'?

oh right, meriken-mun went to sleep so im taking over for now...

[tartswithtea]

Why we are partitioning for a safer Mayfield! Do you mind signing this, dear? ((offers her little clipboard))

[numanstan]

... I'm an expert in terrorism or anythin', but... that sorta just looks like a cat to me.

[tartswithtea]

Don't be fooled! While this cat is not directly associated with the terrorist group, she DOES have ancestry in the dreaded group known as the "Al Kaiden". If left alone with the proper devices, there could very well be no end to her tyranny.

Meow.

[numanstan]

But... cats can't make bombs! They haven't got any thumbs!

[tartswithtea]

I assure you dear, these cats found a way. They are completely fur-ocious if left to their own devices.

horrible

[numanstan]

But... thumbs...

[peering around her] Why's it dressed up like that, anyway?

Supposively english humor revolves around puns

[tartswithtea]

((turns, and steps away to give the cat a full view!))

She is an example!

Meow! ((the cat tries to remove the outfit again))

still horrible

[numanstan]

Aw, poor thing. [glam Mowgli to the rescue~] Y'oughta take that stuff off her, Bri. She doesn't like it.

best ever

[tartswithtea]

Hmh? Oh, she's perfectly fine. I made sure it was loose and comfortable. She's just not used to wearing things.

[numanstan]

Most animals don't like wearin' clothes-- trust me, I found that out the hard way. 'Sides, it's way too hot out for her to be doin' stuff like this, even normally. [TOTALLY JUST ASSUMES THAT BRI KNOWS IT'S PREGNANT what doesn't everyone have years of experience with animals]

[tartswithtea]

On the contrary! The outfit is very cool. Afugansi-tan wears something very similar all the time, and believe me when I say: it is much hotter there than it is back home.

[numanstan]

Still, this ain't a very good idea. People're gonna start thinkin' you've gone mad. [like he does]

[tartswithtea]

I assure you, my head is set on perfectly straight!